Grazza

Perhaps Del Boy rented him out for a small fee.

I've just completed The Messenger, so am spiritually ready for this.

Last year I decided to watch the 1992 version of Aladdin for the first time ever. I was a little bit too old to be its target demographic at the time, but I really fancied seeing what I'd missed. It got me thinking - what would you ask for if you really were granted three wishes? Assuming I'm not allowed any trickery such as wishing for infinite wishes, I'd still try to make my requests as efficient as possible and combine related things into one wish. For example, I think I'd ask for: 1) Perfect health forever. Immune system, joints, bones, hormones, any deterioration repaired - absolutely everything that could be classified as good health. 2) Perfect body. In line with my own DNA and design. I wouldn't want a different hair or eye colour, or a bigger bone frame than I'm meant to have, but I'd like to be as muscular as possible for the frame I've got. 3) Invincibility and immortality. To never be able to be defeated or killed. There are some other things I'd like such as super strength and a massive mansion, but with those core things I think you could achieve anything further you wanted. What would you wish for?

I love the colours on that second screenshot (or rather the first screenshot after the video), but I can't put my finger on what they've done with it.

I'm not sure where to put this, but I finally completed Sega Ages Wonder Boy: Monster Land last night (which is the arcade original). Not a great one, to be honest. The funny thing is, I accidentally looked at the Master System version on YouTube when I was trying to find a guide for the maze at the end of the game, and it actually looks like it might be better. Perhaps I will get the Anniversary Collection after all.

I used to love Digitiser and GameCentral. Sam Ryder paid homage to Teletext in his Eurovision song. SamBoozle!

I once had to help get rid of thousands and thousands of bananas because my boss accidentally put a zero on the end of the order. You probably could pay for Lego with those.

Oh wow, that looks closer than I gave it credit for. Great music and sound effects. I'd have absolutely loved this on local co-op when I was young.

Well, yes, but it's not so bad in the game. Imagine if you could pay for real Lego with beetles and fish!

Animal Crossing Lego could be absolute genius. Imagine having a house you could kit out with Sleek furniture, or turn it into a pirate ship theme with the Gullivarrr theming. Or a museum where you could recreate the dinosaur fossils. Everything about the game lends itself to model making and escapism.

I just want the Switch ON.

I definitely think it's true this time. Too many rumours about Switch 2 being released next year to dismiss.

Fantastic! I dreamt of owning Double Dragon Advance, but was too lazy to import it. Great that it's a download too.

Still, swinging around New York and climbing up the buildings just works really well. I'm always up for trying a new Spider-Man game.

Is that similar to the GameCube/PS2 game of the same name? That was excellent, by far the best open world game I've ever played.