Athriller

I piss on your grave, GameCube, I piss on your grave! I still love you for Smash Brothers, though. And Zelda. Maybe Metroid. Perhaps Sunshine. Plus the Resident Evils.

I was right...? To the damned I go.

2. Tickle its knob.

Am I the only one who finds radiohead pretentiously boring? Yeah, OK computer was good, but besides that, they seem to have produced average drivel devoid of imaginaton, but rather, stacked with a unique albeit bad flavour that they hope will carry them away. That's how I feel anyway.

Yeah, these urban myths come and go. The best one is with the haggle street devotchkas who sleep with their prey and then write 'Welcome to the aids club' on the mirror before leaving their newly embraced HIV+ lovers. It's my favourite bed time story.

Smilyes? Considering not many are showing, I say we brand them 'smileno'. HO HO HO!

If this show had more naked women, explosions or zombies, it would rekindle my interest. Alas, it lacks all qualities which make the world go round.

I only scored 4/10 on Bowser's fanboy ratings. I blame all you Sony and Microsoft fellatio conductors, go burn in hell with your next generation consoles of most homosexual orientations. Let death beseech itself upon you kindred fellows, whom shall hereby be refferred to as female genitalia, take forth with you the corporate corpses of heathens from the hellacious valleys of Sony and Microsoft.

I have not seen it, I just want to express how unenthusiatic I am about it. The trailers were poor.

Thank God for that, I actually thought you were being serious!

Now that's clear: So wait, he's apparently very small brain for trying to insult you, but you're rhetoric involved making very witty comments about a an editor's penis size after reading his article. This is all apparently very small brain to me.

What? Of course you are, do you really think anyone's of any great importance? Nobody's lying to you here, do you really think the Government can cater for every last person? If I was in the head office, I'd be damned if I had to give two shits about every last person. It's no big hit or a conspiracy. It's by no means a bad thing, it's the truth, just accept it. Without the cogs of society we'd probably be in a wasteland.

1. Chris. Chris is awesome. Chris does everything and anything, if it doesn't harm in any way. Chris and I do stupid shit all the time like taking trips to France because we're bored. Chris shares my sense of adventure, and love of all things stupid. 2. Jennie. Jennie and I have a strange relationship. At times we're friends, then we're enemies, and then we're almost lovers. 2 years of this, and we always come crawling back to each other. Let's just do it already. Yet we remain just innocent friends although we both want something more. I don't understand. 3. Rafe. Rafe is my witty partner in crime, almost like Kenan and Kel. We're always devising plans to make money, and most of the time we just piss each other off since we refuse to take each other/ourselves seriously. We love each other on the inside though. What a fucking waster.

Could the sun possibily be stirring up shit for the sake of attention and selling more copies?! No, not them. Never. I love how they angelize themselves.

Hmm... It says you edited one minute after BlackFox posted. Dare I suspect a conspiracy?! 5. 3?

5. 4 Character length.

About a month ago, the homies and I took part in a community project where we taught kids how to graffiti, and then we did a big Yadeesh on a canvas of our own. Me, wearing some kids cap talking crap: (I'm also aware that I have a rear of grabbing potential) Living it up large on our duel piece canvas: This is our art project, and this is how we roll: And for bonus points, here are two pictures of me looking very camp. Yeah baby.

^ Much the same. I'll give it a whirl tomorrow.

I love you, man.

Sorry to do it - what ads? I really haven't seen a thing. I should keep my eyes more open.

If you're going to bump a thread, make it somewhat subtle.

Joining the humping of the Raven band wagon. I know all the verses off by heart. I'm such a goon.

10. Bianca and Sierra Cassidy of Cocorosie! YEAH!

I can? Awesome. It was Sudden Impact.

Oh Jesus. I can't rectify this... can I?