Athriller

Shut up and answer the God damn question! This happens every time. Q: Nintendo have been in last place for some time, and you're launchng very late again, how the hell is this going to help you? A: Well you know, it's all about bringing a new experience to old gamers and new ones. I'm not digressing, i just want to talk about how innovative our philosophies are. Oh, and we make quality games too. That's your question answered! The other guys may make us look like a joke again, but what's important is that we ignore all that crap and you keep sucking our cocks!

Amen. I fucking hate that guy!

I'm not quite sure what to make of this thread. So feel free to play me a phat tune on a banjo.

With all these nuclear charades roaring their heads up a mountain, I would say a land invasion would probably equate to suicide.

Short replies can be precise and concise. Yes, people can be stupid with their replies, but I'm sure they'll learn to control themselves. If not, we take them in the anus, and make them enjoy it.

Without the post counts and whatever ever tally to torillion bullshit that one can conjour up, spam has effectively run its short life of what ever short joy it once gave. The individual's lust for spam has greatly declined. We don't need to be taunted by this length crap.

If one were to ask me, saying that an item fails in a certain criteria and calling it a failure are two completely different perceptions.

Chickens are very naughty.

Yeah... 25 quid? Go home, fat boy.

In Metal Gear Solid, when 'Master Miller' reveals his true identity. Giggidy Giggidy! I get butterflies everytime.

Still not sure why they went out of their way to exemplify the gender considering the beast within is covered by a suit, unless of course they plan on big spartan titties to wade their way through.

You know what annoys me? Those God Damn threads where you're like, 'hey, I can finally vent and be all up in the world here' and then it's a God damn war zone. I mean, like, why? You know, just chill and shit. And what's the ticket with airline food?

It's probably got nothing to do with the Xbox 360. Probably some guy just advertising his cropping skillz to gamers. Wouldn't that be grand!

Err... Queer eye for the straight guy? No need to thank me for bringing order to your chaos filled TV world.

Depression, who needs? I'm too young to give a shit, and soon enough, I'll be too old. Let them drink down their sorrows, I'll get high off of their corpses.

They were God damn stupid. I'm willing to suspend my belief if I need to, but the inclusion of stupid shit like that ruined Bond for me. It went from 'Bond, you cunning sly genius, you can get out of any situation because you're so damn good', to 'OH HOW LUCKY YOU JUST SO HAPPENNED TO HAVE AN INVISIBLE LIZARD MAN KILLING AEROPLANE IN YOUR BACK POCKET'.

It's on. I watch. Didn't see shit, man. Didn't see shit.

I'll look out for it. And since you've been up close and personal, are they really all that loose?

Consider me impressed. I'm loving this.

It works. It's nice. But it's just a tub of gel. Of that, there are many in Norway. Save the time, money and effort.

I love snide remarks in essays, but I hate it when people try to be funny for the sake of trying to be funny. Most of the jokes are God awful attempts at being satirical, and I feel like punching the author in the face. And I must say, the old women remark did it for me. Pistols at dawn.

Hunter S. Thompson it up, and have my ashes shot out of a cannon... by Johnny Depp.

Got a package. Opened it up. From Microsoft. Thanked me for signing upto Xbox Live. They gave me Forza, Dear Or Alive Ultimate, and Conker:Live and Reloaded, all for free. What generous bastards.

Don't taint us with your lies!

I don't blame him, those mutants from hell on Mars are a metaphor for humans on Earth. Damn 2 armed things, I hope you all die.