dwarf
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I hate to sound like I'm up someone's ass but seriously, you're bloody funny Goaf. Don't thank me for saying this either, just know it. Why are you on the forum when you could be on TV?
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*Epic thanking ensues*
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Called it.
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After the awesomeness it is necessary to think outside the box. Hey!
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Rate The Last TV Show You Saw (Spoiler Tags for Recent US Shows!)
dwarf replied to Slaggis's topic in General Chit Chat
Newswipe (With Charlie Brooker) They've changed the title now that he's recognised. Some bloody funny moments in that edition. the American dude that talked about how new stories never happen in our lives was hilarious, I was close to tears during that. 10/10 -
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Trying to think of a good one :/
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I watched the film, I'd say I had more enjoyment from it than if I had played the game. I hate playing those types of games when so little is good about them and don't offer fun stuff when compared to other games. It isn't good enough for a game to have average graphics and a decent shooting system anymore. The film for me at least provided one or two nice action scenes.
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So true. I'll make one in a bit.
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'Hat, don't do this to me. Have you played the demo? Absolutely abysmal, tried it in multiplayer, it was seriously naff. Stop trying to rationalise the buying of it to us and yourself, we know you wouldn't buy it if it had no trophies. Spend your money on 10 Brownie Frijjs.
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The demo really was shit. It's games like this, Mercenaries, The Saboteur and Red Faction that really annoy me this gen. All boring, all the same. This one has simple objective to objective gameplay, with repeated missions and shit things to do i.e. shoot a copy and pasted generator in 3 places and then take out a slighter bigger generator with a few more enemies thrown in for good measure. Stale gameplay that is clunkier and worse than what has already been around for a while, with a jet pack thing that whilst seems new isn't all the special or uniquely fun to use. The gameplay doesn't get close to matching the same level of quality in the music, and it's a shame that the music was wasted on such an ass of a title because when you're playing something so dull you barely notice it. The cutscenes and story are laughable, the ending to that demo looked damned awful. It was a frickin' ps2 cutscene. Don't buy it, or Army of Two, otherwise you're selling your credibility.
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+ Yayyy. I will feel sad once more when they have been consumed.
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I remember playing one of the heavier shooting sections, killed a bunch of people, then Chloe points out a truck that had a mounted machine gun come crashing into the area. As one, me and Drake said 'aw shit'. No it wasn't that great, but it was at the time.
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Hardly a dreamcoat.
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I managed a 1.41.3 but after the lap thought I couldn't really do much better without trying a hell of a lot. Well done to you sir.
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Reading text describing a trailer? Lame, Hero, lame! C'mon pal!
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The Materialism Thread (a.k.a Things I Want)
dwarf replied to chairdriver's topic in General Chit Chat
LOL the milkshakes you drink must be absolute pussies, try the one I posted. It's very thick. Just 50p from Asda, very competitive. -
Read back a page or two, Rez & Chris commented on it. Ciao.
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The Materialism Thread (a.k.a Things I Want)
dwarf replied to chairdriver's topic in General Chit Chat
Yeah lets just say it's not something I'd say in normal life. Frijj is an excellent product though, it has the perfectly thick consistency that other milkshakes can only strive to rival. -
The Materialism Thread (a.k.a Things I Want)
dwarf replied to chairdriver's topic in General Chit Chat
Mmmm indulge! We're only alive for a limited time, and that time is best spent drinking the stuff, because drinking Frijj is a rare moment where we feel alive. -
The Materialism Thread (a.k.a Things I Want)
dwarf replied to chairdriver's topic in General Chit Chat
Frijj - fudge brownie I always want one. They are so god-damn nice I think I might be addicted to them. Yes they're sweet, yes they aren't overly healthy but it's basically bottled awesome. Tesco deviate in offering them 2 for £1.04 which is totally bargain munch. MOARR!!!! -
Does that mean a MGS4 type install thing?
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I swear a while back you never had problems with syncing? Or are you just on about speed? There was a notable change a few weeks back when they seemed to solve everything.
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Someone told me he has loads - it was going to make it round the forum. Aimless BLATANTLY strives for the trophy title of 'humble hoe'. He recognises that people know of his collection, so he can act modest whilst basking in the glory when people mention his eliteness. ^Obviously not the case Rightly said, it isn't a competition at all, but it is evidence. Otherwise the competition would be about how many games you can own or borrow.