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If it came down to pressing a button, I'm sure you wouldn't, especially seeing as you seem to be enjoying your own life to a certain extent.

If you go to Soul Form and hope for some blue-eyed stones to appear outside of the boss zone you should be able to beat it, just keep rolling, use ring of flame resistance etc etc. Or you could do the tactic where you make the thing continually run into the bone/ribcage thing that sits to the left of the entrance. The you just have to use a poll weapon and you can hit him from cover. He can still hit you if you're close enough but it's extremely easy to avoid damage.

Whenever I watch a video of this, or hear of other people playing, I immediately feel compelled to play. Must...Do...Work!

Euuughhhhhhhhhhhh.

Bemused: Front row woman frowns as audience let out a patronising sigh for the small and the handicapped. --- Edit - not a lot to comment on

I like the semi-running and gunning. SPAS, Rafficas and Mini Uzi are awesomely fun to use. Edit: Hate Rundown, it's basically choke-point central and really campy.

NO! How dare you?! Christ you're annoying. What a stupidly arrogant suggestion.

Underpass was blatantly made to fill up the numbers, worst map on any game I've played. I also hate Quarry, it's just shit. I tried a couple of the new maps at an acquaintance's house, wasn't at all impressed by them.

He didn't originally intend to represent Blue Peter at the Cannibal Conversion Centre, but upon attendance, Gethin Jones finds himself softening up to one of the more blood-filled segments of Man Cruncher 5. He has definitely Morphed. ----- (I don't know if that's good or bad honestly)

That quote is marred by the intention of Roosevelt. Pretty much just a pre-warning to his mistakes. It's fine using it in Rez's defence though, A-OK.

Euuughhhhh. Of course Rez wants a bit of feedback, but if you were making a video and you were putting it up to the public (spending a lot of time on it in the first place), do you really want what is essentially abuse? Just watch it, accept there's some good things and bad things and at least include some positives in your criticism. If you hadn't enjoyed it at all Jay there's no point in tuning in. There's just potential that needs unlocking that's all. Rez probably realises that there's some bad stuff in there but you can't always do anything about it. Scathing replies don't benefit in any way. I do agree with ze Spambot. People should be called out if they step the line. The thing is, Rez only means well and it is hard to watch from the sidelines to see him get slated. I'm not ass-kissing, seeing as we have enjoyed intercourse previously. Probably should've included that on Scare-Claire. The reaction of that would've been a little bit funny.

People always underestimate the SPAS range. Unless you're picking off people from pretty far off (which the Rafficas aren't even that effective for), this shotgun is deffo the right choice.

You could use a Shotgun, the SPAS has insane range and basically I'm godly with it. Obv you shouldn't use silencers but it packs a punch. Seeing as you may have steady aim pro with the sniper, it benefits the shotgun massively too.

The switch is in world 2-1, before the armour spider, you're talking about world 2-2. Those carts aren't a problem, you can just sprint past them and you won't get hit, there's only 3 of them anyway and I found that I had enough stamina to get down that path anyway. I'm sure you can handle it, but, ya know. The switch for the lift is at the top of the lift itself. If you're at 2-1 and you've gone through that door next to the tramp, the lift is idle and it blocks you from getting on because it's around chest height. If you go through world 2-1, up to the bit where there's some solid miners with flame pick-axes (also there's about 3 of these ogre things that lob rocks at you, similar to the ones that lob it at you in the beginning of the world, except the ones in question here are adjacent to you, same height). You must've defeated these enemies before and taken a left through the small fog doorway without pressing the lever, which can be found past these rock throwing enemies, and if you go forward continually you'll come to the cliff which looks out over the very start of the level. If you follow the cliff to the right, you can use the switch. It's a pretty big shortcut. Basically this lift gives you access to this top level , (where the switch is) where you can get to the armour spider area pretty quickly. The middle level - which is the start of the level. If you wait to go the whole way to the bottom you'll find Blacksmith Ed, the forge-monkey. Will post video if that doesn't make sense. Edit: what may be confusing you is this tramp follows you round the stages in world 2, so he may not be where I say he is. Basically the door to the lift (that is stationery in your case is EASILY seen if you spawn at the first archstone in stonefang tunnel (world 2), go up the stairs, and at the top of the stairs when facing directly forward, the door is slightly to your right. You can't open it from here, but you should know that if you're here, the lift is above you somewhere in the level. Not sure if you can see the top ledge from the start of this world.

There's 4 parts in world 1, 3 parts in world 2, 3 parts in world 3, 3 parts in world 4, 3 parts in world 5. It's shorter than you'd think, but it still takes a while. Best place is to do World 2, it's really short if you take the right routes to the bosses, and the archdemon isn't as much of a boss as it is a case of timing - it's fairly easy. You should probably do that first. You'll end up with the Red Hot Demon's Soul by killing the second boss also, which you can give to the menstrual blacksmith, who allows you to forge certain weapons afterwards. You take the lift down from the beginning of 2-1 (if you've pulled the lever on the way to the spider boss that is. If you have just enter the lift by the doorway next to the tramp, which you may already know).

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Ok so what I'm planning to do now is to get all of the rings, which will mean getting pure black character tendency. I need the friends ring, so first I'll go to body form and try to be invaded in order to kill the invader and get pure white tendency, which will mean I can pick the ring up off the monumental. Then I'll kill a few friendly NPCs that aren't part of Mephistopheles contract to get pure black character tendency. Then I'll fill out her contract, getting the rewards by doing so. This will net me the Ring of Devout Prayer, that Saint Urbain drops when he dies, and it will also net the Foe's Ring by completing her quest. Then I'll have to bone Mephistopheles because apparently she turns hostile. Will all this work? I know health drops at bad character tendency but I guess I could get it back up. For Mephistopheles. Necrophilia victory.

The Windows Sketch is actually awesome, I've watched it 3 times now and laughed every time. I like how your forum post moments last too long, like the time it would take for you to read it yourself. I'm joking, I'm sure you wouldn't finish reading in that amount of time either. This wasn't a 'classic switcheroo', this was just lame.

Magic kanez that boss if you get close enough. Just roll constantly, and use the kris blade if you can get away with it. You won't have Morion at the moment anyway. Sticky White Stuff as sheikah said is quite good.

My comment completely bombed in the failure appartment. 50/50 split of good and bad, worth the watch.

You can still be hit if you stand where you enter when using that. If you go to the right of that point however there is a slight nook where you can take cover and just pop in and out for a shot or two.

Omnomnom, they need more of those set-piece missions to make it work, I think they've realised having fairly slow-paced, standard enemy shooting sessions get boring. Uncharted animations seem to be quite prevalent, which is always nice to see.

The whole shortcut thing is really neet, but it goes underused in many cases in favour of just archstones as levels become more linear and shorter in some cases. And yeah, forgot about that one case, but he was using plurals so I am right .