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Dwarf's take: ”Collecting giant coins feels unrealistic to me” = Sega ”I can see this working as a Facebook app” = Facebook ”We believe the iPhone will be largely unsupported” = Apple (or Microsoft, these are both hilarious suggestions) I highly doubt they're direct or real quotes. They're super real.

That saga was pretty funny. My mouth didn't open from laughter though, but you soldier on dear boy.

I'm disgusted by your fucking of Kay Burley Moogle, I picked her so you could kill the stuck-up, unprofessional, non deserving of oxygen bitch. I'd kill Noel Edmonds with a lawnmower. I'd marry Truce War-Scythe, but we'd probably keep it on the low and have our honeymoon in Chester. I'd have polka-dot sex with teh Blobby, on the Trans-Siberian rail network. --- Red Max from the Wacky Races Jonathan Freeman, the voice of Jafar in Aladdin. This NPC from 007 James Bond Nightfire go, and choose wisely, that's all I'll say. You'll figure it out, just make sure to pass it on when you're done.

Sounds good. Basically my day in a short post to spare the boredom; Played Unch with Rez, did my first day at a work placement for an accountancy firm. Confusing stuff involving filing 8 million receipts in different places for different reasons. + Photocopying. Hopefully do some more productive gaming along with Lilt consumption.

Perhaps that needs some garnishing with Guile's Theme?

Yeah it was, he's a cock. Killing him and getting pure black character tendency also opens up the opportunity to do some naughty deeds for Mephistopheles the witch in the nexus, for some decent rewards.

Don't you mean "Sorry for the COPYRIGHT FAIL guys!" ?

Trevor McDonald Kay Burley Bernard from Bernard's Watch

There's quite a lot of point. That was probably the Meat Cleaver, it's best not to use your shield much in PvP, just roll all the way. Btw if you can kill a boss before returning to nexus, that is obviously preferable because you'll not experience a tendency change.

Just to say, it was a pleasure to play Baad Company 2 with a giant . No harm intended as always. Whilst being that tall can be awesome in some ways I guess I wouldn't really want to be that tall myself, because then you can't really hang around and mingle with the people under 6ft without looking like a gimp. Still, you're a good man, and all that matters is that your friends appreciate the cover you provide them. I'm not even trying to make potentially sticky comments but it happenz, as Zurich would say.

I guess you're referring to me, in which case you always forget my arguments and assume I 'slagged off' (it's cute that you find you have a relationship with your Wii and take offence over criticism). I've always wanted for the system to have Wii controls for shooters, and really never expected it to happen. There are still issues with shooter controls, and those involves turning and aiming being quite a failure. Walking through doorways and aiming off to the side is quite awkward and not wholly accurate, because the pointer isn't fixed in the centre of the screen, meaning when you turn your pointer isn't in the middle andiuef4refrkrn eoif4ireoegr.... Basically. Hard to explain, but it does, and will still exist when Move is used on Killzone etc. It isn't something a bound box fixes

It's not worth crying over, I'm not sure you can actually change it now. The 'long cut', where you can find a lot of items, is if you run to the left after armour spider and go through the door, there's a pretty large chunk of level there, you eventually wind up going through a tunnel, where you can drop down to the bottom of the platform bit.

I'd marry the Shrek, because I need to do the below to the others, plus I like his work rate and that could be a good thing in marriage. I guess. I would fuck John Terry so hard in the ass that I'd create a permanent channel from his bowels to the anal. That would teach him for what he's done. I would kill Steven Gerrard so that I don't have to see his outstretched arm and leg flail dive. It's disgusting. Preferrably I'd use a nailgun (ala Quake III) to the brain.

Haha, I'm not sure if it's a joke or not, you can never tell when n00b forums have members that intentionally make low IQ posts or not. Plus, wouldn't your sig be better as - Lilt will be spilt - ReZourceman. Doesn't quite have the same ring but seeing as lilt is a synonym of lol, I don't get why you'd cry over it unless you did intend it to mean crying at the sheer joy. But... Nyah.

Walking to McDonalds doesn't count. Wayyyyy.

Prize for identifying the correct flaw in reasoning that stuwii made. I just thought I'd post this: Audio I wish I had that voice sometimes.

I personally can't see past the Talisman of Beasts for catalysts. It's better than a standard catalyst and you can cast both spells and miracles without having to change equipment. Sheikah's told you where to find it somewhere IIRC. Basically you need pure black world tendency, which whilst makes enemies harder, it will not actually make a difference for you in world 2 seeing as you've essentially completed it apart from the last boss, and the last boss doesn't become harder with pure black because it isn't strictly a health meter job - in fact killing it in pure black is good because it nets you massive souls. However you will miss out on the Dragon Bone Smasher as that needs pure white tendency when you enter the boss arena (personally I think that weapon is overrated, and you need 30 strength to wield it, also it's easy to get second playthrough if ya miss it. So just suicide off the cliff in 2-1 around 6 times (use stone of ephemeral to go back to body form after each death, so that when you die you lose tendency). Once you've done this you have to go back to the nexus and re-enter the level so that the tendency has actually changed. Check on the tendency menu that the Stonefang tunnel statue is black. Basically to get the Talisman of beasts, re-enter at 2-2, run to the platforms you can fall down (this takes a bit of working out/video watching if you haven't done it before, but basically just accept that you can fall a long distance) and half-way down you will find a cave with Black Phantom Scirvir the Wanderer. He can be a complete prick, although apparently anti-magic field spell works well against him because it stops his immensely powerful fire attacks. Essentially just kill him and pick it up, then you can drop down to the bottom and you come out just before the Flamelurker archstone. This is basically the massively quick way to the boss that I'm guessing you didn't take because this platforming area appears to be a dead end. Just a side-thought - you may as well kill the last boss before you do this and get the Dragon Bone Smasher. Get the Talisman afterwards, it won't take long.

I don't think you will. I found Flamelurker to be an absolute tank in NG+, and you'll need that shield if you want to do well against him. King Allant is the real hard thing in the game, that and a couple of sections in the swamp valley thing, especially when black phantoms come to kick your ass. You might die a couple of times when facing the 3-2 boss.

I agree, just saying. That and Resistance 3 hopefully. Any online shooter that takes my fancy, but overall those 2 would make me happy.

But the system has been out for ages and I don't think people really care for the 'Playstation' brand as much as they did. They would have had to be intrigued about it by now. I think the Wii was enough, as just one machine, to saturate the market for non-film family entertainment. Even if it isn't used much or if consumers only bought a couple of games for it, I think the general population will just see it as something that's already been done. I think that may be the same as Natal, and some will remember the Eyetoy and make the comparison. However I think Natal will be much more successful sales wise. That's it for Pachter's bullshit, unjustified, non-factual predictions this week, please leave your comments about why I'm wrong in the segment below.

I'm basically going to get one set of these fairly intuitive and sensitive new controllers so that I can play a bog standard FPS. As a product I actually predict it will completely fail, I just don't see families flocking to buy a product that's expensive and difficult to understand. It just won't work.

Yeah, uhhh, someone should probably think about banning him. Do it quick. Before it's too late.

Yeah, that's probably true, sorry about that Chair. It's probably high time for you to check this out. http://www.lawsociety.org.uk/choosingandusing/commonlegalproblems/makingawill.page?utm_source=AdWords&utm_medium=PPC&utm_term=last%20will%20and%20testament&utm_content=5321585034&utm_campaign=AdGroup&Network=Search&SiteTarget= Sorry to have to break the news.

Those are textbook symptoms of AIDS I'm afraid, Daft is right. Don't worry, it might not be that. Have you still got 2 eyes? If so, then that's tough luck, you have AIDS.

My dick constantly gets in the way - I can't sit down because it just props me up as if it were a third leg. Infuriating. --- Hilarity aside, there isn't much wrong, other than the fact that I can be quite susceptible to stress. Damn those neuro-chemical imbalances, you bastards!