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Things are getting tough, it's time to put on your best moves. Recall United 2 - 1 Complete Domstercool Recall United secured their domination of the league with their fifth win on the trot. The Domstercools meanwhile continued to struggle, suffering two bad injuries during play. However, they did manage a goal from their only effort on goal from Uno Altstarnd. Recall meanwhile despite a dominant victory will still have to ponder it’s offensive technique, scoring just two from a full ten chances. AFC ReZs Rabies 2 - 1 DISCOUNTED VIAGRA It was surprisingly gentlemanly game between the Rabies and Viagra. Only one injury marred an otherwise genteel if one-sided affair as the Viagra eased to a 2-1 victory. The DVs had the best of possesion and chances, starting with an early header from the perennially unpronounceable Johan Fjällström, with a superb counter-attacking score early in the second from Konrad Gladh. Koga for the Rabies took a solid consolation goal to finish a respectable 2-1. “He’s been very good recently.†The proud, doting, overweight mother of Rabies manager Rez said after the game. “He’s even stopped fiddling with his balls in public. Our boy’s growing up!†Juicy Fruits 4 - 0 Rising Pheonix The Pheonixs looked well a truly extinguished following yet another disastrous performance against the Juicy Fruits. The Fruits dominated play from end to end, starting with a superb long shot from by Ruud Jordan in the first half. The Pheonixs managed to hold until early in the second half before an own goal by Theobald Keown signalled their rapid capitulation. Two more goals from the Fruits shattered their morale completely, an injury to Keown serving only as salt for their wounds. Bayern Fish 1 - 2 Lededhead Dominatrix The Fishes epic rookie winning streak was finally torpedoed beneath the waterline as the Dominatrixi(?) took a lucky victory late in the game. Throughout the match the Doms marginally seemed the weaker side struggling against the BFs vastly superior offensive capabilities. The Lededheads had obvious been saying their prayers to whatever twisted leather-coated god they worship however and scrapped a late winning header in the 80th minute, Chenery scoring off a superb cross from Bromander. Most Important Result: Bayern Fish 1 - 2 Lededhead Dominatrix halting a runaway success story in it’s tracks. Turned on Style: Juicy Fruits, completely bossing the struggling Rising Pheonix. Player of the Day: Uno Altstrand for Complete Domstercool, a rare shining light in an otherwise broken and disorganised side.

Good article about it all here, if you can wrap your head around it all. The images I've posted here are shot in visible and non-visible spectrum (I think).

Oh, godammit you two. Cm'eeer. *embraces you both*

The Hubble telescope has been busy recently, currently on a mission to capture the development of stars. Here's a picture from late last year of newborn stars emerging from the nebula. Find the picture in a full range of high resolutions here. Heck lets have another - this is the 30 Doradas Nebula, the largest star nursery in our neck of the woods. And When I say "neck of the woods" it actually exists in a galaxy that orbits the milky way, about 170,000 light-years away. Go lie down and think about that. Choice of resolutions heah.

I've decided adorable things are going to form the bulk of my contribution to this thread from here on out. Try to enjoy it.

To Rez; Now and forever.

Men and women, bound together by love for the Beautiful Game. Martinists Men 2 - 0 Complete Domstercool The ham sandwich that manages the ‘Men was found congratulating himself and his loyal coach, a half eaten baked potato, for helping the team to a superb 2-0 drubbing over Complete Domstercool. A confident performance by the MM’s experienced defensive line-up locked down the opposition strikers, leaving midfielder Arcanu to slot home two impressive goals with strong support from the forwards. Bayern Fish 3 - 1 Juicy Fruits It was the Juicy Fruits who were left wondering what the meaning of life was after Bayern Fish smashed their fellow rookies with an assured performance. Despite possession being equally split it was the Fish who made the most of their chances, unpronounceable forwards Hammarskjöld and Niskanen splitting the scoring honours. The Juicy Fruits have since retired to their trianing camp, licking their delicious wounds made with real fruit. Lededhead Dominatrix 2 - 2 AFC ReZs Rabies The Rabies scrapped a lucky draw against he otherwise dominant Dominatrixi(?) thanks to a rabid, recently spayed offence that overcame a far better overall squad to make the best of their chances. Despite a solid and leather bound 4-4-2 system it was the Doms who had to come from behind, surprising Manger Rez in his rear with a close range shot in the box to equalise just before full time despite suffering the loss of one of their key strikers to injury. DISCOUNTED VIAGRA 0 - 1 Recall United It was a sad, painful, pathetic affair that occurred between Discounted Viagra and Recall United today. Like a pair of geriatrics who, thanks to the imperfect rejuvenating powers of modern medicine had decided to rediscover each others genitals, neither seemed willing or able to take it all the way. Neither defenders or attackers seemed able to locate either goal, fumbling desperately as if blinded by the glare of their own impotent incompetence. The first 45 minutes passed almost completely without incident, the only goal of the match finally coming 83 minutes in, 9 after a penalty miss. Frankly, both teams should be ashamed of themselves. Most Important Result: Bayern Fish 3 - 1 Juicy Fruits put the Fish level with Recall United at the top with a game in hand. Turned on Style: Martinists Men, soldiering on in spite of management coated in too much mayonnaise. Player of the Day: Thorbjörn Niskanen of Bayern Fish, catapulting the team to the top with an electric performance including two goals.

I sometimes go through periods of replaying games I have already played until I was to sick to death of just looking at the cover. Every now and again It'll pop into my head that I want to play that game again anyway and it ends up being the only things I play until I'm sick to the back teeth of them again. Previous fixes include Crackdown, Zelda: Wind Waker and Ouendan. My current fixation is Mass Effect 2 despite already playing it until I literally couldn't look it again about 6 months ago. Awk Raining. I think it's natural to feel that way about trying new things, or moving on to new things. I'm desperate to go do a MA and strike out from the family home once and for all, but I'm still scared outta my mind by the whole idea.

Happy B-Day Slaggis. Go do things I wouldn't do.

Happy Birthday Mcoy. Keep those delicious crisps of your coming!

Religion and homeopathy too. The only thing false hope does is make it harder for people to seek out and accept actual help.

Great race, Webber just strolled away with it. Hamilton put in an amazing performance just to stay in sight of him. Mclaren need to get their car on par with Red Bull quick - once they do Lewis will probably be able to tear the Red Bulls a new one. I also think it's quite funny how everyone keeps talking up the Lewis/Jenson tension only for everything to kick off a couple of garages along. "Not bad for a number 2 driver." Indeed.

Strictly for adorable purposes only:

Good to see Ferrari pulling themselves back into the mix. Difficult to say if the Red Bulls will dominate the race, they always lock out the front row but McLaren have had a pretty good pace over the main event in previous rounds. Should be a decent spectacle tomorrow.

From the fabulous Youtube series "Tales of Mere Existence". Check this guys stuff out, it's wonderful. All of it.

I was wondering how long it's be before you'd turn up in this thread.

Godamnit. Another match, my whole team played brilliantly and yet I only have a draw to show for it. Lady luck does not appear to be on my side.

You gotta think about it before you set your tactics. AFC ReZs Rabies 6 - 4 Juicy Fruits A new strain of flu believed to be related to the H1N1 virus has to been discovered that mysteriously only afflicts football defenders, and only while three are present on the pitch at any one time. As result the offensive formations of both the Rabies and the Fruits were left to score completely at will, with the Rabies eventually finishing 2 goals ahead after breaking a gentlemen's agreement over the precise hour afternoon tea would conclude. The Fruits promptly dropped their monocles and demanded satisfaction. The duel will involve pistols and will take place on Monday noon, during the box social at Miss Haveshams country manor. DISCOUNTED VIAGRA 0 - 0 Martinists Men Nothing happened. Nothing goddamn happened. Everyone turned up, the players lined up, the ref blew his whistle and then 90 minutes of nothing happened. I haven’t seen this much inaction since my third marriage went flat after my vasectomy. I got in for free and I still want my money back. They had fake an alien invasion to make people leave the stadium. There’s a guy somewhere who thinks his grandmother is an alien brood mistress now. Jesus Christ in a G-string couldn’t have turned this into something worth watching. I mean... FUCK. Recall United 3 - 1 Lededhead Dominatrix Police are investigating after a football match somehow broke out during the Recall/Lededhead 11-side welter weight “Wrastle Royale.” Despite a strong first twenty minute where both sides showed excellent aggression and strong jabbing, particularly towards heads and groins, the referee was soon forced to yellow card several participants after some started kicking a ball around the stadium ring. Things reached a nadir when Rhian Deacon had to be sent off after making a deliberate header late in the match to put the Recalls three goals to one, causing the crowd to irrupt in a disgraceful display of good natured internationalism. Rising Pheonix 0 - 3 Bayern Fish The Fish swamped The Phoenixs on their own turf, extinguishing them completely running home three solid goals with no hint of a reply coming. The Phoenix simply dropped flat out of the sky as their entire field fell into almost complete disarray, with no real movement or team work evident on the field. Fish lined to take shots on goal but took time to make use of chances. Key Fish forward Rydman suffered an injury only for the substitute Bromander to eventually score the opener, a further two from others finally coming in the last three minutes to seal the win. Look, not all of these have to be funny, okay? Most Important Result: Recall United 3 - 1 Lededhead Dominatrix, a solid win putting Recall United firmly at the top of the table. Turned On Style: AFC ReZs Rabies – winning a veritable goal-fest with six of their best. Player of the Day: Ronny Bromander for putting the Bayern Fish on the road to victory despite being a second choice substitute.

Och Raining, I wish I knew what to say. You too Jay. Sadness all round it seems. *hugs for everybody!* =(

Simply because I'm sick of living in an area which is essentially a combo retirement community/teenage pregnancy ward. You've probably got places you'd all rather be too. Do share. They can be realistic or bizzaro as you as you please. I have 5 that spring to mind: 1. London - stuff happens there sometimes, or so I hear. 2. Edinburgh - Essentially everyone I have ever known or loved seems to be there now. 3. About 200ft away from Mel Gibson with a clear line of sight - I just really, REALLY hate his movies for some reason. Always have. - because I'm a sucker for neon-lit cocktail bars. Also, blue alien strippers. 5. Diana Rigg, circa 1965. You?

Huzzah! Feminine forum reinforcements (that aren't Rez)! But what time do you call this young lady, hmmmmm?

Three rounds in - are you starting to feel the pressure? Complete Domstercool 4 - 2 DISCOUNTED VIAGRA Blood, death, mayhem and cats and dogs living together, it was 9/11 time a thousand between the Domstercools and the Viagras with four bookings, two major injuries and six goals stretched across the full 90 minutes of play. Basically all the worse parts of the Bible. Viagar scored first after the CDs lost a key forward to plague of locusts, only for Viagra to suffer the same loss to a sea of frogs. This left the DCs free to passover the oppositions defence with goals coming thick and fast like mana from heaven, each one immaculate in conception. Martinists Men 1 - 2 Lededhead Dominatrix So little happened between the Men and the Dominatrixi(?) that it was as if Dan Brown himself had written it. With no bookings, no injuries and three of the blandest goals that have ever been produced it instantly became a huge internet sensation with elderly users and tweens alike. Ron Howard has been commissioned by Hollywood executives to direct the dramatisation, starring Tom Hanks and Jim Carrey as two sides of the Ham Sandwich. Rising Pheonix 1- 5 AFC ReZs Rabies Confusion reigned at the Rising Stadium as the Pheonixs and Rabies went head to head in near-identical strips. At first it was believed to be a tight 3-all draw between the two sides until extensive video reviews highlighted the minute differences in opposing strips, revealing a crushing 5 goal victory for the Rabies. Meanwhile in the stands fans rioted, turned on one another and ended up commiserating or celebrating for days with opposing supporters. In on case a man was found to be living with someone else’s family for several days before anyone realised his mistake. Juicy Fruits 1 - 4 Recall United The Juicys lost their flavour against Recall Utd, failing to win their third consecutive victory while Recall barrelled to almost the top of the table. An early penalty miss by Ruud Jordan set the tone as the Juicys spent the rest of the match being picked apart like a ripe pomegranate. Recall dominated possession and score 4 excellent goals with a single consolation goal all the promising rookie side had to show for their efforts. Most Important Result: Martinists Men 1 - 2 Lededhead Dominatrix A dull but solid victory to get on top. Turned on Style: AFC ReZs Rabies with a crushing victory to score their first points. Player of the Day: Ross Siddall, scoring and setting up two more to help Complete Domstercool to a badly needed victory.

Happy Birthday! Mandatory in most birthday threads, except that Raining's always the one who posts it.

Martinist: I feel sick and my head hurts like hell. This sucks total balls, no moar alchohall for me! going to have a lie down now >__>