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NGamer gave it 81%, is that's any proof at all.

They don't show The Great Escape often enough if you ask me.

Does Die Hard count? If not, it's a dead heat between Muppet Christmas Carol and Nightmare Before Christmas.

I intend to get a 360 one day and mainly for this. Been looking at some vids on Gamespot and I haven't seen a game so ridiculously charming since the original Pikmin. The Fudgehogs romance dance cracks me up no end. Very much the 360's Animal Crossing.

Not likely to get it on launch day (though Martinist says he'll brave the stormy sea of people that will inevitably clamour for that precious second shipment in order to procure one for me. God I love him.) so, probably getting wound up, trying to get my scratched 4th-hand copy of Battalion Wars to work probably.

Blunt isn't fit to scrub Ben Folds's toilet with his god damn tongue. And don't anyone damn well forget it. My favourite track of theirs is still Barrytown, the song that lead me to them via the Me, Myself & Irene soundtrack (best movie soundtrack ever!). Song for the Dumped, Missing the War, Best Imitation of Myself... also all genius.

In any case, I bet he leads a simply fascinating life.

Oh yes, almost forgot, that I quite easily have the worst flatmate on the forum, if not in the history of mankind. I swear to god, he is trying to kill us all through is own squalor.

The multiplayer game where you had to guide the frenchies past the machine guns and the flag capture game on the N64 were fantastic multiplayer modes, uniquely even more so with bots. Live and Reloaded had some pretty neat multiplayer ideas but the 64 version is still the definitive one. Ending was pretty cool. Horribly downbeat but I liked that because you just don't see that a lot, especially in video games. Still praying for a proper sequel.

I'm willing to bet I'm the only person with books by Augusto Boal, Shirow Masamune, Alan Bennett, Peach Pit, Ian M Banks and Stanislavsky side by side on their bookshelf. My tastes are nothing if not varied.

Certainly. And in the following order: Halo Wars Halo 0 Halo Anthology Halo Chronicles Halo: The Official Game of The Official Movie Halo 1-3: Special Edition Super Halo Halo DX Halo RPG Halo Heroes - Red/Blue Edition Halo 2 Turbo Halo Extreme Volleyball Halo DDR Halo: Advent Children Steven Spielberg Presents Halo Halo 2 Super Extreme Turbo Halo - The Theme Park experience Halo Total War Halo Extreme Volleyball 2 You know this to be true...

My only problem with Halo 3 is that as soon as it's released, no one will ever be able to get a decent Live game on anything else ever again. At least, until Halo 4 anyway.

Seriously solitaise, aren't you ever scared that one day you'll wake up old and haggred and suddenly realise that your whole life has been frittered away on an endless binge of review scores and bitter complaining about the opinion of others? Anyway, Madden has been doing surprisingly well. Top of my list now.

Some strong, girlish ribbon would be better surely.

Thing about a Zelda MMO though is that all the players would have to play villagers and soldiers who were only capable of saying one or two things, all the while either rooted to the spot or walking up and down and around the same small area of village. Then most of us would drown once the Triforce gods flooded Hyrule, and that just wouldn't be fun at all.

Nope, it's going to have to be the Pokemon MMO. With Mii trainers. Just make a gigantic pseudo-corridor world in half-assed 3D and shoe horn Pokemon Stadium into there. That'll do fine.

Hmm, I have just discovered a DVD I had bought for my lil' bro Xmas present was also purchased by himself while I was away. Time for a rethink!

I'm not saying it won't happen. I'm simply saying that when it does happen, the only thing that can be held responsible is the human being that was holding the Wiimote naught but a few scant seconds before it sailed out the window.

For petes sake, all people have to do is GRIP IT. Like a stick. Or a dildo. We mastered this as a species not long before we developed our other great ability to produce fire. Unless you are forced at gunpoint to spend your days melding butter together with your BARE HANDS before your nightly play sessions, that Wiimote shaped hole in your widescreen TV is entirely your responsibility.

No really, it's not even unintentionally funny. Offensive, possibly. But not funny.

I think Penny Arcade sums it up the best for me:

It's a Uwe Boll film. You don't even have to watch the clip to know it's shite. (Well, I say "film"...)

T-REEEEEEEEEX! It's one for the ages. 8/10

Just stick the grey in the background. See how this looks.

Needs to be under 18.3kb. Here, try this version -