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Don't worry, it's just a minor software glitch in his system. Does anyone else feel like it's the day before Christmas or something? Just to get some bleeding' info on the game? By the time they finally release the thing I think I may explode.

Gentlemen, we are now into the last 24 hours. I think it's time for a comic:

Bleh. All these Hollywood sequels aren't doing it for me. Roll on Bollywood and Asian cinema.

Having looked at all these "advanced techniques" I'm glad to see they're nothing like snaking in MKDS, which I believe to be tantamount to setting your golfing opponent on fire.

Waking Life Not so much a film in the tradition of character and plot, more of a series of lectures and moments set against the frame of a time and place where nothing has to fit unless you find relation with it. Watched bolt upright clicking a pen. 7/10

I'm back into my Flaming Lips collection again, which is normally an indication of mild brain dysfunction before finally discovering a new state of mental existence about a week down the line. Good.

Unless he helped conceive 24, I very much doubt it.

It was aright. I liked the pseudo-24 conception. I'm also always glad when somebody figures out that you can't actually hear anything in space.

I'd give it at least a couple of months first actually, just until everyone has unlocked all the characters and had time to experiment and find "their guy". To do otherwise would be sacrilege against the whole process.

I think you mean: "I'm going to live to see you eat that contract, and when you do, I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!"

I hope they bring back the ready-made 64-man tournament system. That would absolutely shred in online.

Time for a comic I think:

What's the release date on this again? Or is it currently floating around in the "Not until we say it's ready" file?

Channel 5 probably blew their entire budget for the next few years just on Neighbours, which may explain the quality of most, if not all of the rest of their programming. Been saving up for it clearly.

6th day isn't a bad slice of Arnie for my money. Eraser I think is the one genuinely un-enjoyable Arnie film. "There's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake!"

Worst name for decades. Really truly horrible. Still, so long as the game itself rocks.

Whoo! Happy B-Day fellow Pod-pilot!

Fat Bottomed Girls. I wouldn't care if that was the only song on there, so long as it has Fat Bottomed Girls.

That's going to make one hell of a wedding outfit.

A big red button which causes a gigantic Metal gear to stomp into the far off background and just blow the bejesus out of the whole level with missiles.

Most of the thread is like this though. For gods sake someone give us some fresh info, we're going insane.

In all good time Emasher, in all good time.

Yes but it's far from the worst film ever. No, really, I've personally paid to see worse in my local multiplex on multiple occasions. It's definitely in the "so bad it's good" category, but it's not that bad. Absolutely everyone should see it though. I've been trying to find it for a while now, but even if it ever made it off that cheap-ass late night movie channel it would be almost impossible to find amongst all the actual films about cancer. Graah, I wish I could remember what it was called.

Octopus: A group of Bulgarian (that's right ,Bulgarian) terrorists hijack a luxury cruise ship in order to pursue a US nuclear submarine carrying their leader (who blew up the US embassy and killed a CIA agent, but for some reason the agent pursuing him just couldn't bring himself to shoot. He later saves the terroist). Anyway, then this giant octopus starts attacking.

I don't think I can be expected me to admire a character you spent part of his time in MGS2 cartwheeling around butt naked while fiddling with his crotch.