Paj!

I havent been hi drunk in mlnths!!!!!! omg i lov pub Gof ow I csnt fel my fingers i feeel shitty ARGH went to the toilet n the pub, assuming id be sick, but wasnted. HMMM OH NOES ARGH I wish i were ded/ i promised id write a friemd script tonight/ill do it tomorrow mprnng whlst hungover OH I WIH I WAS KE£HA.

MMMMM chicken. I actually have a picture of a roast chicken on my wall back home, from some M&S catalogue/booklet. It's...amazing. ---- £1.60 Since I don't own it and it feels rude considering I have all her others (except her first two albums, which I can do without I expect).

Or I suppose the cliched Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell (from Requiem for a Dream but used in loads of trailers).

The Alien Queen, to add a touch of stunning to the affair. (see Aliens, Alien Resurrection, AVP)

It's not an image, it's a phrase. I don't want to reveal it/put it down until I've analysed and thought more. And plus I've never had a eureka moment when thinking about a possible tattoo until know so yeah. Give me time.

Rihanna is a brilliant tweeter. She's hilarious. She replies to the most inflammatory things sent her way. On that Rihanna-scented note: Diageo - Don' let tha barstahds getcha dow-un.

Saw True Grit. *shrug* It was completely fine. It was good, but completely inessential. Jeff Bridges accent was infuriating. You're doing it wrong when half of the dialogue is lost due to the delivery/vocal affectations. Affected my viewing of the film cause I actually missed what characters were called/why they were there. The girl was good/it was nicely filmed/well acted. Underwhelmed, but not sure why I was expecting more, I wasn't desperate to go see it or anything. Just threw up my run of seeing only stunning films at the cinema.

It's such a shit video. My god...the product placement! And why is it only Jonas Akerlund vids where it hits you over the face?! At least in Telephone it somehow...fitted. The only decent visual bit is the extended breakdown. Even then...they teased this for over a week! WHY?! What a mess. She looks like she just shat herself/would rather be in bed than starring in her own video. The song is a non-event too. NEXT

£30 is terrifying though.

I'm so tempted to just buy the download...but I like having albums I really want in a physical form. I'll just wait for the CD.

Are you defining "crazy" by things you "wouldn't do"? Surely you "wouldn't do" 90% of what she does in public? Whatevs...I know what you mean ( ), but it's a bit like "...". People should just take unusual things in, accept them, and move on, rather then have such a adverse reaction to them because they're out of the ordinary.

I may have finally found something I want as a tattoo. I need to mull over it for a while though before I decide. *watch this space*

People wear leather, she wore meat. It's still torn off lumps of animal.

Oh I need to see this before it goes out the cinemas. I'm so in the mood.

Well whoever says something like that is clearly a complete idiot, so it's best to ignore them and everyhing they say from now on. I too generally say I prefer to play Football but watch Rugby. Haven't played Rugby in like...8 years though. So maybe I'm suddenly amazing...

I made this in an hour or something at 3am this morning from footage taken on my rubbish camera the other night. Will mean little to everyone/not exactly a good example of my editing skillz. :p Could be my new thing. Making tiny/inconsequential vids out of footage of nothing very interesting.

The fact I don't feel like, or feel I look like, an adult is a big thing for me. Really...affects me. I feel like everyone/most people at uni with me are so definitive in their appearance and prescence. And I'm just...this person...in clothes. Probably tied into the fact I hate what I look like. Hmm. People tell me I look really old, but I'm like..."really?". People said "Oh you look 25" and I can't take them seriously.

Yup. Most popstar/singer who dressed or acted similarly to GaGa throughout the years were never aiming for the mainstream, and this was evident in their music. GaGa has both ends covered - EXTREMELY accessible music that will perform well both commercially AND critically (a rarity in pop/most of the time), whilst also doing her "performance art" and strange fashion. Weirdness in image was not conducive to popularity or commercial viability only a few years ago. GaGa is a kinda....figurehead for what everyone else is doing now. Will.I.Am (of the Black Eyed Peas) only a few years ago: The Black-Eyed Peas music has also changed dramatically in style to fit what is now currently popular (electronic, dance, pop). Fittingly, his public image has too. I mean, he's painted black, with plastic hair in the above pic. Are you calling him "crazy"? As Chair said, Lady GaGa is calculated down to the last detail. Please...she's no rock star. She's not crashing parties, or causing scenes. Everything is planned and executed according to a plan. And it works. And for that she is to be commended. Look at her when she launched. She was no weirder than ANYONE else nowadays. I think the Madonna comparisons she's received throughout her (short) career (not counting this current one) are more to do with the fact both women recognised the power of being in control of your own image (relatively), and using said image to greatest effect. After all, what other female popstars are as known for their visuals than Madonna and Lady GaGa? She's not crazy. She's not stupid. She's incredibly astute.

throw shade to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one "How does Kimmy keep any friends? Last night at the party all she did was throw shade at people." I've already decided I can't pull it off though. I heard a 30-something white guy use it and other "black english" phrases in an album review on youtube and it wasn't a good look. I just imagine someone giving a random a bitchy look, then a web of inky blackness erupting from their hand.

May as well make a new thread for this. So the other day I went to watch Scotland vs. Wales 6 Nations match at a pub with some friends, and I decided to make a joke out of it and go in a (£20) kilt and sporan, with a saltire on my face (not any pics online yet!). I enjoyed the experience, despite not being a sports fan, as Rugby is probably the ONLY sport I have ANY sort of interest in, even if it is passing. If it wasn't Scotland/a joke thing to have done that evening, I wouldn't have cared. I didn't care who win one iota or anything. But yeah, Rugby, a tiny tiny vested interest. The end, I enjoyed. But the same friends took me to the pub to watch the Arsenal vs. Barcelona football match tonight and it was just like... nothing. I stared at the screen, saw what was going on, but I just do not click with football. Grown men were shouting and saying "COME ON SON" (which always gives me a strange feeling/I don't like it) etc etc at things which I SAW, but didn't take in. Like..why was that kick so worthy of exclaiming? Basiclally it wasn't sinking in. I felt no connection on any level, even like how..onlookers can get into someone else playing a game on a superficial level. The pub went wild when Arsenal scored and I remain still, not out of standoffishness (is that a word?), though it might have come off like that. I just felt ZILCH. Like...they scored. ....Ok. I began to wonder if my prescence maybe made my friends enjoyment of the game less fun. There were no signs of this though. And to be fair, it wasn't like I was being all passively "I don't want to be here", I was genuinely watching, just mostly in silence with no connection to it. I hate when people have that silent, seething attitude. Lots of sighing etc. SO What do you guys think of passion for sports (and other things), or the lack thereof? Experiences, feelings etc. I'm not a very passionate person in that sense...I rarely, if ever, get genuinely angry, and am not particularly loud or RAAAAAGGGGHHHH from day-to-day. [P.S reading back it sounds a bit like I'm criticising football/passion for football, that's not intentional. It's meant to be about why people are so passionate about it (and similar things), not in a negative manner]

I feel like I could be a relative of ReZ or something, like a cousin or estranged friend, so it's fine when I throw shade (my new favourite phrase) on Comedy Rainbow. (I hope/think/I'm being honest.) [i thought Killer Kirby was being jokey earlier...maybe not.]

I love. Yeah I once ran with exctiement at my friend's mum's pole in their home gym (...), assuming I'd be amazing, like spinning around and around, enticing everyone around me into a sexual frenzy, only to realise I was awful. The move I created would become known as the "Depressed Stripper". ---- "Welcome to Seething Wells Halls of Residence bitch. You'll never leave." This is from That Great Tuesday tm, which I wrote about in How Was Your Day The Good Stuff thread. Actually how we refer to it. I can only imagine Chair would refer to it as His Favourite Day[/Natalie Maines].

Not really... I will never understand why just because a fairly normal popstar dresses unusually, they get branded as "Insane!". She's as sane as you or I, and her music is infinitely less quirky or interesting as she presents herself, proving just how "with it" she is. I could walk down the street with prosthetic protrustions all over my body and meat instead of trousers, but it doesn't make me crazy.

That was my idea. I'm weeping. This is the best day ever.