Paj!

FUCK MY LIFE WHEN WILL MYXSS BE BACK UP/ CAN SOMEONE JUST SEND ME THE LINK TO THE OTHER PLACE NO ONE HAS I FEEL SO LEFT OUT OH GOD

Can you be in one of my film projects? Not yet, I'm still doing effing documentary. But I want my next one to be full of things I find stunning. Like...David Lynch meets Baz Luhrmanesque visuals by way of Lars Von Trier.

I can't imagine Lady GaGa wanting to work with Britney Spears...kind the opposite of her, in a bad way. :/ She should collab with some people who have apparently "inspired" her, like Grace Jones or Yoko Ono. She has done live, but to put in on record cements it a bit more.

I like those simplified designs, Goafer. More like symbols than "a picture of a xyz". Which I think make better tattoos. Or less likely to lokk awful.

She's from Boston. You FLOP fan.

In James Cameron's script for a Spider-Man movie, he did indeed have organic webshooters. This was mid-90's IIRC. In the comics, he gained organic webshooters during a meh storyline where he and Captain America fight some too-good immortal queen of spiders. He gets turned INTO a giant spider, then the spider is ripped apart by a reborn Peter Parker from within, who can now shoot webs organically. This was 2004/5. EDIT: Too late.

"Deal with it" in Chairmeenah/Pajdriver lingo doesn't have the angry/forceful connotation it does normally. It's more like "Let's just all accept this fact". We can often be heard saying "I'm dealing with it", or "I'm dealing with the fact" etc. Usually. :awesome:

Look who's talking.

^ Her performance at the Grammy's was actually very good. Made me like the song a bit more I think.

My parties are perversely nonsensical and always inappropriate. You can come to the next one.

Jimbob ruined the joke of not naming the person. Less fun.

I'm a Madonna fan and I barely hear a resemblance in there. It's there, yeah, but David Guetta/Kelly Rowland, TLC etc are much more apparent. I enjoy it superficially as pop, and the FACT she's still so popular and trying to be all "Woo! transgender/gay/Lebanese!" will only ever be a good thing, but it's a bit clumsy. I'm not particularly swayed. But since this song is just giving a better song (over 2 decades old) more exposure, in the spirit of the moment:

£8.99 I loved the experience of buying. On a big display in HMV (of course it would be), and then you have to pointlessly like traverse the whole store to reach the counter to pay, where there was a solitary worker, with whom I felt immediate empathy. As though I could tell in her spare time she enjoyed reading back issues of Uncanny X-Men. And when I handed the CD over she literally said "Oh, this is stunning." And I died.

Yeah...that's how EVERYONE starts reading comics really. (Except Chair, who presumably gained most of his comic knowledge via Heroclix - btu same difference really) I started the "real" X-Men comics when I was 8. I'd never seen Psylocke or Boom-Boom (never saw them in the 90's cartoon at that point) before, yet the first scene starts right in the middle of story where the X-Men are keeping Sabretooth in the mansion to rehabilitate him, only for Boom Boom to accidentally free him and Psylock be savagely attacked. Comics tend to fill in bits of story in the dialogue specifically to tell people what is going on.

Lass night ah draymt of San Paydro JUST LAHK I'D NEVAH GONE I knew the song A young gerhl with ahs lahk thugh deezert Eet all seems lahk yaystoorday, not fah ooway Troopical the ahland breeze Oohl oof natchah wahld and free Thees is where ah long to be La Izla Boonita [You're not even Spanish. But this felt appropriate. Guess who I imagined singing it whilst typing?]

I hope she isn't wasted. She was my fave part of Inception/glorious in La Vie En Rose.

Mah bestie has been seeing/screwing this person who we call "Wiggle" (another story), who is a friend of a friend, but the friend doesn't know she's been seeing his friend. Tonight another friend of ours who is friends with the friend (we're all friends, but they're norwegian so language chat yeah) chatted to mah bestie while we were getting ready for our "orgy/gathering", and (while not knowing about mah besties's sexual histoy) started talking about the friend of a friend coincidentally. Mah bestie stopped her, realised it was the same guy, told her life story, and then our friend told her she was pretty sure he had a girlfriend. Worst of all, Wiggle was going to be the guest of the friend we're friends of tonight, so mah bestie was screaming about what to do if he just turned up. He didn't in the end. But it was bad for a while. Then she got over it and we all got drunk and editied our films with only a disco light to guide us.

Yeah, he's grateful enough to get amazing agility and "spider-sense". The webs can be an extra.

You're awful, LukeLee. No disrespect.

I loved art history today. Postmodernism just tells me so many jokes. I love Jeff Koons and his life. (we watched a documentary about him) How his wife was a celebrity pornstar turned politcal party leader. I love.

Light is seeping out of all my pores. I'm so ready.

I love. Just; 'Now I'm chatting to the cat online."

I actually won't, not because it's not stun (When I saw it on Facebook I exclaimed, out loud, "THE CRYING LIGHT!!!!"), but the new individual Pokes are so direct and like "Here we are. Deal. Cunts." that gifs are the only way to express the emotions I feel.

^ The Oscars are more credible than the Grammys. They equate the Grammys as the musical oscars, but it's just ridiculous. Some deserving choices, some stupid ones. It's effectively popularity winning out in most cases. Not QUITE as atrocious as the Brit awards, but not far off.