(I'm going to abuse this thread for a "I suck at this, WHY THE FUCK DO I SUCK AT THIS?"-post)
Mario Kart Wii
This fucking game.
I am the absolute worst at Mario Kart Wii. Every other installment...no problem, I can win, I can do well.
Super Mario Kart - Among my friends I'm the best at this
Mario Kart: Double Dash - Heated battles with my two best mates; anyone's game.
Mario Kart 8 - My best friend and I had incredible races. Pretty much tied overall.
Mario Kart Wii - FUCK THIS SHIT. I'm an inept slouch at this, the absolute worst and I have no idea why.
Then there is my girlfriend who is a goddamn savant at this game and one of my best friends who owns basically every opponent. If both of them raced against each other I'm pretty sure that the universe would cease to exist and I'd be sent to hell, doomed to play this game for eternity.