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Man I love Cyanide and Happiness.

OH WELL, BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF IT.

I'M GOING TO GO AND GET MARRIED TO 10 DUDES. AND I DON'T EVEN FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT DUDES.

i PRESSED EVERY BUTTON ON MY COMPUTER GUYSSSSS! NOTHING WORKS! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

I'm sure it says somewhere on the card that they aren't valid if the company goes ploop.

I think Britney is a bit unfair also. Pre-craziness she was a pretty good singer and fairly good role-model for the kiddywinks. Anywho, more funny stuff:

Jonny Evans sounds like a superhero's secret identity. Maybe that's why he's been such a beast this season...

Congrats, how do you know?

Yeah , i think i would be pooping myself if he didnt have the internet, since his phone isnt working. But we've spoken to him, and he seems pretty calm and confident, so that's good. Bit annoying though that the BBC are barely reporting the story though. It wasn't on the front page, and not even on the 'world' page. Yet a new Olympic tracksuit gets 24 hour rolling news coverage...

I found out yesterday that my Dad is stuck in Mali after the military decided to stage a coup. He can't leave because the airports are all closed, and he's stuck in his hotel until they reopen. He says he heard a fair amount of guns being fired yesterday, although it's all gone quiet today, so that's good at least. Some men came into his room and searched it for government officials, but since they (presumably) didn't find any, they left him alone. I've skyped him, and he seems fine (albeit a tad bored, not wanting to leave his room in cas ehe gets hit by a stray bullet), but it's a bit worrying!

I saw the trailer for this and assumed it was going to be crappish, but then, on you guys recommendation, i took my gf to see it last night. It was hilarious!! It definitely trailed off in the second half (with the drug-taking sequence being the funniest bit by far), but i havn't laughed so much in a film for quite some time. Brilliant! FUCK SCIENCE!

I'll just leave this here and back away slowly...

Yep, it's brilliant this year if you don't support any team in particular.

What a comeback by QPR!!

I bought Black Ops, Gears of War 2 +3 and Assasins Creed: Brotherhood and didn't play the multiplayer on any of them. I think for some you have to put in a lot of time to enjoy it at all (like I had to play loads of Halo Reach multiplayer before I was good enough to survive long enough to have fun), while others you just don't want to play it in multiplayer....i agree it's strange that they didn't even try it though.

What is that i don't even.....

They need to get some Seagal all up in there. Then it will be 'sweet' and 'banging' and other slightly outdated superlatives.

Saw this on Facebook...

Regarding ebooks, i don't have a Kindle (although i'm seriously tempted), what i like to do, is to buy the actual book, and then download the ebook copy (which i don't feel guilty about, since i already own the damn book). That way, i can read the physical book when i'm at home/at the park/on holiday, but i can also pick up from where i left off on my phone whenever i want, e.g. on the bus. I wouldn't want to get rid of physical books completely, because i think they do have major benefits, but i also like the ability to carry around the book on my person at all times without having to widen my pockets.

Blimey, that baby is 3 months old?! How small was it?! It's miniscule!

There's not really a lot you can do, some people are just more disposed towards heart attacks, usually through a genetic abnormality. I think having medics and defibrillator near the pitch is all you can do (which all clubs have now i think, since Mark Vivian Foe)

Somehow I feel responsible. I had no idea the distruction i would cause by posting that image. I am very sorry. Here is another image as a apology: Don't read too much into it.

Just because there was no note, does not mean the chicken did not want to end it's life...

No. Fucking. Way.

Bloody hell what's happened to Muamba?