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I don't think it really matters what team he supports (he might not even support one). He does seem to have some built up aggression toward certain teams though.

I love the 'Soon' meme. That one is excellent because of the added gun.

I think that if Man Utd win or draw, then the title is theirs. It's only if they lose that they will be in trouble. If they do draw 0-0 then they'll still be three points ahead with two easier games to go.

So happy.

Yeah sorry to any Newcastle fans, but this was my fault. I just set Cisse as my fantasy football captain, so naturally they had to go and collapse and ruin any chances i had of getting any points.

Who the fuck is 'Randy Couture' anyway? He sounds like a clothing boutique... They really need to get the Chan in if they go on to do a third.

This contains one of my favourite lines in the series: Are you absolutely sure sir, it would mean changing the bulb!?

And Holly!

Indeed, i caved and bought one.

That man is a mountain of fun. I wish he was my friend. I wish i had a friend...

See i really don't want to have to put a bumper on mine.... It just makes the phone look so......special. I was kind of relying on the fact that i just won't ever drop it, but i know that's a bit optimistic. Hmmm, maybe i'll have to relent and get one...i suppose it's better to have a phone that looks like Petr Cech than a broken one... The one you posted looks good value though, thanks!

There's no one quite like Grandma.

Yeah, i find the top 3 things that are guaranteed to make people act like a douchbag are: 3. Football 2. Music 1. Religion Normally best to steer clear of these topics during a dinner party conversation. That commentary video is amazing. He sounds like he was getting a blowjob off Dennis Bergkamp, while simultaneously having a heart attack.

It's easier to support a home team as you tend to know more of the players. For instance i could easily name an 11 man Chelsea team, (well i could have done before they all made themselves inelligible) but i would struggle to name 11 Bayern Munich players.

Hoisted by my own petard. That's the thing about being a Nazi. You have to make absolutely damn sure you aren't fostering any Jews before you start out, or you'll look very foolish indeed.

Heeeeeeeeey Macarena!

I like the spaghetti one.

Just receieved this: On Orange for £20.50 a month. It so SNAZZY! You wouldn't believe the levels of snazz.

Indeed it is. No problems there. The second one however, isn't. I was just joking though. This is absolutely the last time i attempt to be a grammer nazi, i promise.

Teeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'd be willing to forgive that piece of wacky casting because the rest of the film looks so good. But yeah.....they're hardly long lost relatives, let alone the same guy.

Seriously is this game like Mornington Crescent? Is everyone taking the piss? I just don't understand....

I've seen all of them pretty recently apart from Hulk, so i might watch that one before Avengers.

To be honest i'd just pay to see Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man and Hugh Jackman's Wolverine in the same film. That would be........Marvellous.

Whoa. Just got back from playing Friday morning football. One of the guys there collapsed and had to be taken away in an ambulance. He was conscious (but not coherent) when he left though, he just had an arrhythmia so they took him in to be cautious. Worse thing was, no one knew his full name or any contact details. Hope he's ok!