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bob

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  1. "Ambassador, with this pile of loose bollocks, you must certainly are not spoiling us"
  2. Do you own shirts? If no, I might have solved your second date problem...
  3. Would a pile of bollocks be 'in scrotia' or would they be loose and rolling around? I imagine a pile of loose bollocks would be hard to achieve, whereas a mound of scrotums would stack quite pleasingly.
  4. I think cited means cautioned or arrested?
  5. (Don't let him in...)
  6. Well done Eenuh! Sent by mashing my face against my keyboard.
  7. I'd like to thank the Academy, and God, and... Oh right, picture.
  8. To be fair, it is the same mixup; the Google news aggregator took the photo from the website that made the original mistake.
  9. Apparently Rory Delap has thrown in the towel... ...it went fucking miles.
  10. Early Christmas present from a secret Santa.
  11. I keep forgetting to train my players. Is that important do you think? Most of them are naturals?
  12. Nobody sees Jackie Chan unless he wants to be seen. Or unless you are on his list, in which case you are already dead.
  13. Did you just comment on a video without watching it Ashley? Shame. Shame on you.
  14. Wait, that's after you got it cut? How much did you pay?!
  15. Well if everyone else is doing it.
  16. Why wouldn't it be wise? Do you think Ashley might get confused about what day it was and start playing early? Is not unheard of for players on different teams to be friends.
  17. How does one go about raping a baby anyway?
  18. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/10525022/Teenager-buys-600-worth-of-shopping-for-4p-and-donates-food-to-charity.html What a fucking hero. Disclaimer: I don't usually read the Telegraph...
  19. Frozen is fucking excellent. I really want to see it again soon.
  20. No, i just meant that maybe that was the reason they were sent to the detention centre rather than hard prison.
  21. Surely you can't send a 16 year old to prison though whatever they did wrong? Don't you have to wait until they are 18?
  22. That's horrible Cube, i'm really sorry.
  23. I thought the title said 2011 and thought we'd run out of things to talk about...
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