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What is up with the BBC sportsday live text recently? It seems to be signing off at weird times (often really early) and one or two days it just hasn't been on at all? Are they trying to save money or something?

I thought he was better than Bale, personally. It's a shame that he only gets nominated for 'supporting actor' when he's on screen for almost as much time as Bale or Adams.

Poor Bradley... I saw The Wolf on Wall Street last night. It was pretty good. About 30 mins too long though. A film has to be pretty darn engrossing to reach the 3 hour mark, but this could have been cut down a bit I think. Loved the drug scenes, especially the bit at the country club. Hilarious!

I disagree.

Pfff, who is dis Yellow Submarine team? They only scored once last game, while I scored six. Shouldn't be a problem.

Are you suggesting I 'plier' with alcohol until she stops doing it? A good plan. The best part of the day was when they asked for any kids whose birthday it was to come to the front and help open the door to the Great Hall and start the tour. My fiances family push me to the front (i turned 27 on Wednesday) and I end up standing next to this terrified little 5 year old boy who was suddenly standing next to this huge hairy tramp and wishing it wasn't his birthday anymore. I thought he was going to cry. It was awesome.

I'm sure between us we can write you a truly diabolical application, if you like.

I think Charlie is suggesting reapplying for the job, but then taking the money and not accepting it. Then skipping the JSA to look for another job while living off the £5k.

She picked that up in Japan and I haven't been able to get rid of it since.

I went to Harry Potter World yesterday, and because I'm an adult who can do what I want, I went dressed as Hagrid.

Erm yeah, I don't really know anything about wrestling, so i'll just make up some trash talk of my own. I think that there is a reasonably high chance that my team will beat your team. Suck on that. Also, why do we have so many wrestling videos in this thread anyway? This is football! We should have football vids!

Dazzy does talk shite, but he's right this time!

Sorry fellow ReBob Stars, I let the alliance down...

Your maths are correct, yes. I'll have a bye please. Thank you.

My favourite bit so far is the bit where you are creeping around on all the galleys freeing prisoners. It's awesome! Climbing up the rigging and then jumping down to assassinate two guys, before creeping around the sides and pulling lone guards into the sea. Amazing! I'm a fucking pirate.

My dad accidentally shaved all his hair off once. It's possible to do. I don't think there's anything wrong with looking like a tortoise.

I realised recently that as we get older, the number of well known people who die is only going to accelerate. The Ship of Theseus will always be known as Triggers Broom to me.

How the actual fuck did I get the player with the most assists in the middle league? I came second last! In other news, don't you think it is a bit fishy that all the players have the same birthday? And the same birthday as Flink no less!

I love New Girl. Well, I find Jess and Nick immensely annoying, but it's worth it for Schmidt and Winston.

Happy birthday Flink, and no worries Magnus, we all know that Flink is both more important and better than me in every way.

I can't even imagine getting new people here now. How weird would that be? It would be like having a new kid at school.

Panning is better than planing I suppose...

She said "Simon Says don't kill him"

I will cup.

Paedophilia is not the same as child abuse. Paedophilia is not illegal, as in its not illegal to find a child attractive, but it is illegal to touch them/rape them etc (obvs). I think if I knew the person, and they had never abused a child (and could somehow prove it) then I would leave my fictional child with them. I would happily be in the room with a gay person, but would feel uncomfortable being in a room with a rapist.