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I was using the disabled [or even the actual ladies] at the student union at Leeds Uni, the blokes was a maze away. I remember hearing about this done in a Maccy Dees toilet too.

I read in the paper that she was discovered by burglars.

Yeah happy easter and all that bollocks. UZI NINE MILLIMEETAAAAAH!!

Name isn't ringing a bell I'm afraid. I'll try slamming the song across to you next time I see you online. As for the loading thing, I kinda do the same, or go around the D-pad etc. NAY! I found linkage http://www.gladding.com/arnee/ Downloadage there.

In a sense, it's from a song called I'll Be Back by Arnie And The Terminators. If you want the song, whore me on MSN, it'll be yours. The lyrics go as follows: UZI NINE MILLIMETREEEE!!! Here's a lesson from the future, It's Arnie etiquette Ps and Qs just make you lose, The things that you should get With an Uzi in my pocket, And just one thing to say I always get a refund, And I always get my way I never have a problem In getting what I lack You don't need please or thank you You just need... I'LL BE BACK I'll be back. I'll be back. If you're lying, I'll be back It's not that I'm I'll mannered or a psychopathicator I just want to be treated right, like any normal terminator If I thought I'd get results, then I'd act a whole lot sweeter, But people always respect, an UZI NINE MILLIMETREEE!!! I never have a problem In getting what I lack You don't need please or thank you You just need... I'LL BE BACK I'll be back. I'll be back. If you're lying! I'll be back. If your lover gives you the elbow, or you're threatened with the sack, Look 'em in the eye and nice as pie say, I'll be back, And if you don't get your refund, or shops treat you like cack, Stand at the door say it once more orzonie [?] I'll be back It's nothing personal. I swear I will not hurt, anybody. HASTA LA VISTA BABY! I'll be back. I'll be back. UZI NINE MILLIMETRE!! Orzonie!! [?] I'll be back. I'll be back.

I like how they're slamming Tarantino's name on it to get the punters. I only just noticed today on a billboard that it's written and directed by someone else. It just says Quentin Tarantino presents. Kinda like Speilberg presented animaniacs.

I shout Uzi Nine Millimetre.

The latest fossil find belongs to a species called Australopithecus anamensis, which lived about 4.2 million years ago, between the earlier Ardipithecus ramidus and the later Australopithecus afarensis. Why can't they just give them simple names like Steve or something?

Come again?

Bullshit, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use my timeless phrase whilst implying that Howl's Moving Castle is a good thing. If I haven't said it already, Hostel is wank. When the foreign dude comes into the compartment me and my flatmate were making Euro Trip "Me scusie" impressions. Flightplan, lovely movie. I love teh Foster. Flatmate Andy does not. Masters Of The Universe. Fucking quality film. If anyone wants it over teh Msn gimme a bell.

Ooh, I can reach anywhere on my back, no spot is safe there.

I also like super gluing my fingers together, pulling them apart and biting the dry stuff off my finger.

Tis a quality game! I prefer it to the original.

Why do people say not to squeeze them? I aint having no yellow balls in the middle of my face. I find it quite satisfying truth be known. I have the rare one on my face from time to time, but the main area now is my back/shoulders etc. There is no better feeling than finding a painful lump on ye back, one quick squeeze, feel the burst then a wave of relief hits the area. ooohhh.

I bite my nails a fair bit, plus I like to make sure my compass is always pointing north. My dick. I'm not having it disrupting the symmetry of my legs. Plus I have annoying Epi fits.

I use Clearasil in conjunction with Differin gel. Ask your doctor for the latter.

This show just pisses me off to the extreme. You know what I'm talking about... The Eggheads get the most piss easy questions most of them time and the challengers get ultra hard. Plus it takes too fucking long and Dermot is a wank host. Infuriating non? I know I really shouldn't watch it but I just had to get it off me chest.

No no, Supermarket Sweep is coming back, Not David Dickinson to Bargain Hunt. They can see the popularity of Deal Or No Deal, and they're fighting back with a familiar format.

Nick Weir wasn't bad for The 'Phrase, but as said, won't be genius again without The Walkernator.

SPOT FUCKING ON!

Not really a big fan to be honest. Although Dare has been remixed to refer to me when I walk into a room. But they won't be missed greatly by me.

Come on, you know better than to Hassle The Hoff.

Why does grated cheese taste better than its sliced cousin?

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50004-1217472,00.html I've seen [and have] better pictures I swiped from The Sun. Apparently she wants to be a lawyer...

ooh And David Jason.