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I once saw this lass who was pregnant and drinking in a pub, of course the smoking bit is illegal. So she goes outside. Terrific.

Mummy bought the "adult" cover, which I'm sure was only made so the adult fans who were too embarassed to admit reading a kids book could pass it off as something else. Which I'm slightly confused, since my brother has all the previous books in "kid" mode. Although they didn't introduce "adult" covers until the 4th/5th? Anyways, during working they've dotted books near checkouts. I've concluded the following. For this, you need either a copy, or a picture of the children's cover at hand: Harry is practising Kung-Fu. Hermione is bent over ready for doggie. Ron is shocked over seeing a pair of tits for the first time. I know you're all feeling it.

Brown Sauce is good in a bacon sandwich, but since I apply Pepper on both sides during cooking, I find the tang doesn't need any extra. Although it does taste nice with some brown sauce and even cheese as well. It tastes great on it's own. Plus it seems to soften the fat so you don't have a rubbery stream connecting your mouth to the sandwich, I try to cut as much fat as possible if there's a shitload of it next to the meat.

I disagree about the leaping into the future thing. You can always tell it's near the end and they're running out of ideas. Enzo's just a kid. I know, let's advance a few years, he's all rugged and shit with no explanation how. Genius! Insektors was class too.

What about the name I posted? Suited for this era do you think?

Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown. Actual name.

Possibly, but surely you'd get more of a reaction/activity using the possessed theory.

Gaylord Focker. However the girl with about 11 middle names of famous boxers deserves a mention too.

What a fantastic way to shag someone, claim you're possessed with the spirit of their dead partner. It's foolproof.

Did you have me down as a Red person?

NO. Daddies Brown Sauce is always the way.

I drink tea out my "vase mug". It practically holds a pint of tea.

TWO TUMBS FRESH DAMMIT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFwUtsfPzas Although I'm a PG Tips man myself. Tea is the pr0 drink. Coffee is for people who don't have the balls to stay up late on their own. And something to blame for them messing about. Not to talk about Blue Peter, but I did remember seeing some special on Tea on BBC2 a few weeks ago. This dude was proper spunking one out over tea, making one in an old fashioned way, sieving the leaves and other shit. Anyways, he argued the point that having the milk in the cup is better than adding the milk later. He said that if you put the tea in first then add the milk, the cold milk hitting the hot tea will do something to the taste. Obviously hot tea hitting cold milk has no adverse effects. Must have something to do with the speed. I find that if you add the milk first it clogs up the tea bag, meaning you have to jab it with the spoon more than usual to get your desired strength, which normally you have to do anyway as you've added too much milk.

Joined. C'mon people. And if That Oppmsu chap shows up again, we need a public Alliance against him.. Not secret. Rule evasion skillz.

Who's Oppmsu?

We should hold off making another game until Big Brother finishes. I mean, completely.

Do the green circles mean you haven't taken your turn yet?

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You've been on my msn for some time, but you're not online. You've blocked me, haven't you. ADMIT IT.

All members must obey these these rules: 1. No multiple accounts. 2. No secret alliances. Like fuck will #2 be adhered to.

I'm down with this. I'll sign up later. The Shabba Uzi 9mm Juggernaut Bitch Empire will conquer all.

Then you'd get hurt. Simple as.

I liked the Spider Pig bit of the advert. More than any later episodes I've seen.

It's a school. For wizards. No similarities at all, course. I know Discworld is infinitely better, this is what we should see being made into a movie, however we're not getting kids spunking their loads on Lizo's face on Newsround so it'll probably never happen. We're just stuck with "TV specials"

I still consider it a slight copy of the Unseen University from Discworld. Rowling can spew this "I've been working on it for 17 years " bullshit [it took her this long to write it] as much as she likes.