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Don't get me wrong. I'm all for seeing tits out in public. I don't read The Sun but I applaud them for Page 3. Fight the power. That bloke wouldn't have whipped out his unit and started doing windmills if a topless lass hadn't requested it. Fierce_LiNk's example shows it to a pr0 degree.

Not sure I feel all that comfortable showing people my CV. Despite the fact there isn't much to see. You can give me a tenner and suck my dick if you want.

One thing me and Fierce Link noticed during our many watching sessions. Cliff Richard. If you look how he tilts his head: 1.30 "Do they know it's Christmas Time at all..." 2.28 "Do they know it's Christmas Time at all..." It appears that they've used the same piece of footage, failing that. He's tilting his head as if to signify there are indeed some Africans who lack the awareness of Christmas to his right, which he needs let us know about because the camera's too busy on him singing" [which is probably a good thign]

But they can fuck their cousin and no one bats an eyelid.

Although I love a massive rack, I never understood the taboo in a woman having her tits out compared to a topless bloke.

Mine is now the oh so sexy Tony Hadley.

You know what needs to be done.

Currently Venom, because he is sexy. Taken from the cover of Venom vs. Carnage. Although it's about to change, to what you see now.

I believe so. And God help me I'm gonna make it next December too.

I enjoy super gluing my fingers together just to bite it off.

Bit late, but a shitload of Tyranids for £55 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Tyranid-Army_W0QQitemZ300182912306QQihZ020QQcategoryZ44125QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Not fit it up might be a sensible one too. I'm not a big fan of my seizures.

I love the way he says Christmas in "And the christmas bells that ring there"

Grow a pr0 beard!

I also thought Time actually was Running Out when Muse told me, turns out I just needed to replace the battery in my watch.

Try and put in a bit more commitment methinks. Another one is to try and lay off being too sexy for my shirt, but that's not going to happen.

I'm going to have to disagree with you there baby. Jason Donovan and Matt Goss did an alright job. And as for Band Aid 20, something sexy from the Wiki: There was a reported dispute over the line 'Tonight thank God it's them, instead of you', which Bono sang on the original version. Justin Hawkins, of The Darkness, laid down a version of the line, but Bono insisted on re-recording his version, which was eventually used on the record. Bono seemed to have a bitch fit of doing it just for the sake of doing it. He did a shit job of it and just showed how getting on he is., the creaky voiced bastard. I wouldn't mind hearing how Hawkins delivered it. And of course, here's Chav Aid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi34FJqW_Y

Remixed for the modern generation.

But they get money and stuff.

I believe I made this last year and although it might be considered a trifle late - the sexy conversation I'm having with Flinky has prompted me to remix it for the modern generation. PEOPLE! There were three Band Aids. Of course the Original, Band Aid 20, but there was one done in 1989 which has gone under the radar, which I think pisses on BA20 but doesn't cut it when compared to the original. I implore you to consult the visual mediums. The Original. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqsiJRiCY0&feature=related I personally love it when Simon Le Bon and Tony Hadley are first shown in this. Band Aid '89 Bananarama look hotter in this, plus Sonia and Lisa Stansfield look mighty tasty also. So funky it hurts. Band Aid 20 Dido's worth a plow, additionally, from my chat with Flinky: Me: "It's the camerawork which I love. Each time a new artist joins in, the way it slowly pans/tracks just makes me feel it's like the end of a movie, where everyone appears to pimpsmack the antagonist" FL: "thats how i feel, when it shows people coming together"

This is me in my Christmas Present Getup, every article of clothing was recieved for christmas, including the headphones, which I never had much use for, but I've listened to the 3 Band Aids so many times today [As soon as I finish this sentence I'm going to play the original (only got them on YouTube)] so I thought I'd give them a headphone remix. On that note, if anyone has the 3 Band Aid songs downloaded [Original, 1989 and Band Aid 20 versions] and could send them over to me, I'd be most grateful.

Here's another Sainsbury's classic moment. As I'm sure some may remember there was an advert a few years back where it stated that we "scan and pack" which was shown in such a patronising manner: Two women talking about lip stick or some shit, at the checkout, about to pack as is the customers duty, then bitchslapped by the cashier who says "I'll do that, we scan and pack now". The woman pulls a surprised look, like she's just seen a cock for the first time. The sexy thing about this is that no one told us before this advert was broadcast, so you got customers acting high and mighty, standing there tapping their feet like Sonic the Hedgehog. Then we get told behind the scenes, pack the first 3 items. Millions of pounds gone into an advertising campaign where we pack the first 3 items. But then the old demographic enter the fray again, after not falling into a parallel dimension (Magical Trevor was out of stock, we had a shitload of beans though [ha.]) holding 3 baskets, one on each hand, one on their head. Offload everything, breaking the sound barrier with their speed. As soon as they get to the till they've suddenly had their strength sapped from them, they can't move two paces without breaking down into a fit of coughing. That's how frail they really are. As soon as they find out there's no small trolley for them - They go Incredible Hulk Mode. Green skin. Beige tweed clothes rip off and they run around the store for the Sainsbury's Basics spagetti. Soon as they reach the belt after offloading - Bruce Banner Regression. I had one such prick over the summer, trundles along, not a care in the world. Drops his items off nicely. Soon as I say hello: Prick "Ooh I have a dodgy arm." Me *whispering* "Is that your subtle way of saying you need help?" Prick *whispering* "I think so." I was tempted to grab the lock to the till and crack his skull. Over the summer I perfected a way of "offering" my packing services. I ask: "Are you alright for your packing?" Because it implies they're too weak and is a cracking insult if they're not. Sometimes I lend a hand while they're offloading or they're just too slow to keep up with my amazing scanning prowess. Naturally the old demographic comes again and mince their words. "I wouldn't mind a bit of help" they say, which implies they're going to do something themselves. No. "A bit of help" is actually pension talk for "Do it all now, war story blah blah got any stamps".

It's the b33r belly. Embrace it. You burn it off as you plow the ladies/men/goat(delete as appropriate).

Extras. I don't know why I bother giving this shit another chance. It's painful viewing for the wrong reasons.

I get right bell ends at Sainsbury's. This year before Christmas I was working outside on trolleys, it's brought to my attention the almighty prickness of the general public, more so than I discovered when I was inside on replenishment/checkouts. Our trolleys need a pound deposit to use, and you get some prats who come along asking for a trolley since they don't have a coin. They knew they needed one before they even bothered leaving the house. Old people love the "small" trolleys. Their logic for this is that they fall into the larger ones. These people I see with one of those weird bags on wheels that resemble luggage. These things are on a lower ground level, I expect them to fall in that and suffocate. Then have the nerve to complain that they're in high demand as if it's some form of big surprise. We are INUNDATED by old ladies with holiday luggage who are afraid they'll fall into Narnia if they get a big trolley. Then when you do manage to get some small trolleys to bring back before you even get a chance to add them to the collection already chained up, they're on you like knockers in a windtunnel [some even "forget" their pound coins] People trying to steal the trolleys. Always the chinese students. Always. Since we have two types of trolley, in the trolley bays dotted around the car park there's normally 2 [sometimes 3] chains for people to chain their trolleys to and get their pound back. Then you get these inbred retards who put the small trolley in the large trolley, so no more large trolleys can go in, despite the fact that there's a small trolley right next to it.