EEVILMURRAY
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Here is me with the pr0 hat. Give it some time and it moulds into this awesome do. Majestic.
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Hmmm.. hats. My hair looks ultra sexy when I take it off, I'm preparing as we speak.j
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Mayhem hm? What kind of mayhem do you find favourable Nightwolf?
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Sure, I'll give it a go.
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We're not all like you Jordan.
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Most likely not, since fuck all really happens, so you don't have to write it. Most of the "big" events was probably light rigging falling. But special predictions. More useless characters and "strange" technology.
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WE'RE SCREWED I TELL YOU!
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I don't actually recall anything decent happening, just sitting around a poker table for ages whilst one dabs at his bleeding eye like a pansy. Since you enjoy commenting on my spelling of plow. Anyways, I'm sorry that my thesaurus-esque lexicon isn't be used to its full potential. I've been a trifle busy. Never fear though, I'll be on form soon enough. Now give me a hug
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You are denying though, you imply words such as cock and minge make me laugh so heartily. I feel that, I must be one of the only ones who thought Casino Royale was most dull.
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You have a colourful neighbourhood.
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I was going to say: "Because he doesn't go round putting his erect penis into the recent Bond Girls dripping wet vagina and have sexual intercourse with her from behind, occasionally grabbing her hair and pulling it so she screams out in pain, which further increases his desire to pound her, until the magic moment where he pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and thrusts it into her face and shouts "Yahtzee!". That would be most hypocritical Mister Bond." But plow saved time.
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Yeah but the chances of Jordan nipping down to Wilkos and finding one is a different matter.
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If you could punch any celebrity, who would it be?
EEVILMURRAY replied to gaggle64's topic in General Chit Chat
I'm physically stuck for choice here. Beautiful quote. I can't choose just one! -
Daniel Craig said on Newsround yesterday that the title was shitty because it's all about how James Bond's heart has been broken and he's out for revenge. Because he doesn't go round plowing women and breaking their hearts at all. That would be most hypocritical Mister Bond.
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Any tips for one to chat up a lass? I never have the moves, most of them just throw themselves at me. I get an occasional plow in however.
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You storing food like a hamster?
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I have most of those on their original albums. Bollocks to Top Gear!
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Still only 4 I'm afraid.
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Damn right baby. Also what the quote in the signature next to Murray is from.
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Username based on email, which was in turn inspired by: Evilmurray was taken, so instead of adding something like a shitty number, an extra E was needed. Thus a legend was born.
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That's quite the coincidence, because I'll be 22 in around two months. Barely any friends and I'm single too. Fancy getting jiggy with it? [na na na na nana na.]
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It looks more like a dodgy Fez from That 70's Show.
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I daresay it'll be at the end. Like what they did with John Ritter in Bad Santa.
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That's meant to be Jimi Hendrix?
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If I'm seeing the adverts on Five close enough. Libby is back as well.