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I think he has. Mia is certainly a step up from Carmella.

Yahoo have got a new trailer on today, I must say, even if the film is good. This trailer is shit.

Yeah, that's what I do.

Sticking it up the air is a stealth method only Solid Snake could manage.

Exactly what I said. It's a foolproof method. And my main man M.C Gravity takes care of the rest. Might be more than a little if it's there all year.

As soon as he started reversing, without seeing Bob I could see it coming. But don't blame Frazer because he's awesome. Blame Steph, who needs to figure what the fuck she wants.

Women seem to be tricked into having these Special K bars ["Instead of having a lunchtime snack, have some of this Keollogs shit"], better still. Have nothing.

Have a wank before you leave, get rid of that pressure. Seriously.

It warrants a kick in the stomach as displayed by the Cyanide and Happiness signature.

I stick mine up. None of that bullshit.

There's a Nourkin hair bullshit advert, which some wrinkly old celeb I assume mentions that women don't think about hair thinning and hair loss. Now based on how much women buy beauty products and shit, I think it's one of the forefront things on their mind.

I don't understand why people can't stop arseshagging online play, as if not having it makes it a bad game.

Only if it was really worth it, but paying £1.50 for one minute's conversation is bullshit.

It's going to be like 300. With a shitload of unnessecary slow motion portions. At least they can blame the Sands Of Time this time.

I was mightily impressed by how many arsefucked that song. Saying some shit that it describes their life perfectly. But I'm glad to see you've seen the light. Anyways, here is me sporting a delightfully short head of hair once more. You can also see the Masterpiece that is Dandelion behind me.

Gonna have to disagree with you there, I bought it because I had played the GBC incarnation Stranded Kids, which was sexy. However in Lost in Blue it's bloody annoying since I can't walk ten paces without having to get that useless bitch some water.

Yeah I'm remembered. j0 Johelian.

I must agree with Shorty, but instead go for Final Fantasy VII instead. Everyone had their tongues wrapped around FFVII's sweaty balls and when I got around to playing it, I wasn't impressed.

I'm refusing to watch the videos as to not spoil the surprise. But Wogan's commentary is most lovely as he gets drunk. I saw a bit of it on the news yesterday, I think The Sun [or something] has branded it our worst entry yet. We're also good about negating the No points = no entry next year, since the BBC rape so much money into Eurovision they couldn't afford to not have us. If Charlie Brooker can't do it. I'll do it. I would be awesome.

Word my Brother. Plus the chewy bars they did were fucking awesome.

How about that Oat's and More [i think] that apparently isn't 'with it/hip/wicked' etc? The main thing apart from the fact that the kid doesn't not know when to shut up is when he comes up with this cracking line "Those clusters look good". Clusters do not look good, they looked like deformed pieces of shit.

I thought the Hyrule Field in Twilight Princess was larger than Ocarina. Either way, A Link To The Past makes every Zelda game in the future a let down.

Only one let down I have about Donkey Kong 64 [Which I also agree was sexy] is the fact that I only need 10 more bananas on the Creepy Castle level to have 100% everything. I can see it, but I can't reach it.

When they said you could bum planets all the way around I was expecting something large, not shit the size of my house. I'm not sure how more clear to make this. No shit. You make it sound as if I'm saying they are wrong, you know? The lovely responses such as "GTFO" etc. I know they are opinions, and you've done a delightful job of rounding the general consensus, but I'm asking them for their personal opinion, not some smartass telling me it's their opinion.

How so? .