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In the immortal words of Arnie: "YOU LIE!!"

I really have been tempted to say that Vinnie sent me, for the good stuff.

Yankydoodle Queers...

WRONG TOPIC BITCH!! O_O I had to have a double-take when I first saw that, I only caught it at the end and thought "nah... it couldn't have!"

After that ad, there was a thing, about 2:20 long with some other Vinnie things. I assume they were online, and sadly they didn't mention biskwits. EDIT: Actually they did at the end.

This has to be the greatest advert ever made. Fuck the Cadbury's Gorilla, this is what sells products. A Brooklyn sounding mafia panda. The combination is genius. This is technically a topic about adverts that don't blow. But also an appreciation topic of Vinnie the Panda. Another sexy advert, Peter Jones and Gremlins, another quality mix.

I don't understand why companies use shitty foreign adverts with terrible dubbing. They're rolling in monies. They should put some fucking effort into selling their product. That's right Paula, I'm talking about you.

It's the secret ingredient pentapeptides used in Olay Regenerist.

I bet it's a massive axe wound. So did I, because knocking one off into a jar then cleaning it right after? Fucks sake just use some tissue. Ah, now that would depend on the consistency.

It's Dutch's birthday also? Where's the topic!?

Lovely hair raining, the top reminds me of my Tintin jumper, except with more of a V thingy.

Is it because it's tighter than Letty's bucket?

How much? .

I thought it looked familiar. But still.. what the fuck at the end?

Co-op? Yeah the Vic Hotel is the one by the train station.

Seriously, what the hell was that stuff after the "review"? It was like Dragonball Z, but instead of going Super Saiyan you turned into an A-Ha video.

White Lion is shut down. Waiting for a new buyer. Wouldn't work there anyway, always full of chavvy pricks. By Victoria do you mean the Victoria Hotel? [not actually a hotel] As for The Cow [Will always be The Beech Tree] is no longer there. The building is gone. GONE I TELL YOU.

Wouldn't mind visiting Egypt and Australia, but some of them pictures above do look inspirational. Can I come? Doesn't surprise me much.

Well to make sure those joints don't dry and rust up, it takes a quick trip down Wilko's for some: Instant jaw lube. Yeah, he's upgraded to a squeezy bottle, less mess and easier to apply.

That's supposed to be a bargain? I've had shits with more quantity than those tiny tubs of Ben & Jerry's.

It's not the wafty cranking that's the problem. It's that he wanks before seeing Letty, so she gets lockjaw giving 2 hour blowjobs.

Beautiful. I'm hoping to make a similar topic, or rape this topic soon. My mummy has been nagging me to sign on the dole the moment I moved back from uni last Friday. I've managed to put it off, and I've noticed a pub is looking for full time staff. Which is pr0 because my Dad has been giving me mile long spouts of bullshit about why he won't hire me at his pub.

Neither. Walls Cream of Cornish all the way.

Yeah I did the lovely brush raping of the insides last night, I probably didn't do that good a job because I didn't want to damage it. It wouldn't be hard to screw the heatsink of the graphics card would it?