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FUCK NO. :|

Well that goes without saying... Awesome, a Lazytown song just started on my PC... someone's getting that.

Don't forget Ransom.

I'm curious as to what you'd expect from me.

I will have another murder charge on my hands from killing Jimbob as he ruined the worlf by removing Howard Brown. His picture still adorns my wall.

I managed to kill Amy Winehouse, Kate Moss, Vernon Kay, Gok Wan [and some others I've forgotten] at the same time in broad daylight and no one saw me. The only reason they found out was that I left a signed confession, because I didn't want anyone else taking the credit.

My shits are normally a speed occurance, I put this down to my holding it back a little longer than usual. It just plows out. I used to block the toilets in my halls of residence in my first year of uni. Leaving absolute beasts of shit at the bottom. Image the Graboids from Tremors and you're not far off. The fact is those toilets were [...] shit. The flush system must've been piss weak. Every other toilet has been perfectly able of handling [...] it.

Hmmm... When I pick out my choice cuts, there will have to be some smart editing involved. How's this. Just a suggestion, not confirmed order as of yet. The intro thing from the Offspring album: "When we [something something], we step up to the mic, and it comes out something like this" Then goes straight into Somewhere In My Heart by Aztec Camera: "Summer in the city where the air is still, a baby being born to the overkill...." I'm going to give that to you, I did not think of that. Fucking right doggie. I did something similar, but it was more romance orientated [obviously]. My Da EEVIL REEmix will not be the same.

Couldn't help but think:

Nothing wrong with a few classics. Firstly, as I've liked the song for as long as I remember, if I want to put it on a disc and send it to someone. I fucking will. And it isn't really Rick Rolling, since you're not actually decieving them into listening. Unless of course you lie about it's presence on 'da mix' And plus. If I'm paired with you, you'll be getting "Team Rocket's Rockin' " [That's right, their talking trouble, walking trouble] and you'll fucking like it. I concur.

I've had blood on a few occasions, but I put that down it ripping my arse open due to how big the shit is.

When I'm elder?

I was informed normal shitting schedule was about once every couple of days. You shitting many times a day is concerning.

He says whatever colour was voted the most he'd colour his armour in that manner. I assume this video is old, so does anyone know what colour was chosen? Or if it's new we could bombard him with suggestions of neon yellow with penises all over it. Or something similar.

... I'll give it a go.

See, I did something similar with A Link To The Past items. A worthy waste of time I think we'll all agree.

An imposter?!

I was thinking the same about sellotape. I can't really mock him, because I'm sure I did something similar, but not on the same grand scale. But I did make a new sexy Dr. Doom mask a month ago. The old one was unsatisfactory.

T'was vodka and coke.

There was a firm grip, with potential of raising the glass to drink the rest. Don't you worry kitten, I've got it all under control.

Just go into your branch and scream like a bitch. I doubt they have the time to spend correlating dates in such a minor fashion.

The parking at QMC is bloody disgraceful.

I had to pour a drink for this, so you best appreciate it.

You have to hold your arm in position?! Feeble.

ANAL JOKE DETECTED.