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    That would be awesome. All you have to do is play Darude's Sandstorm and shout "Put your hands in the aaaaaair [place]!" all night. Where can I apply?
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    Is the Final Fantasy picture the actual pair, or do they come as the same image on each one? Cufflinks have to match dammit. Either way it's no different than having a Muse album cover on a cufflink: Shit. Plus you'll probably have to explain their existence over and over again. You said it yourself, the Triforce ones not only look like normal pr0 cufflinks, but are also an "in joke" for those who know what they really are and can appreciate them more. I'd daresay a Final Fantasy nerd [assuming one would be invited to a gathering where cufflinks would be considered wearing] would see those and say "Christ that's sad" How so?
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    Curses. I wish I'd know about this earlier. My design for Village People robots would've been genius.
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    Dispatched today for me. Hopefully I'll be able to get it tomorrow.
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    I thought ReZ would be the first one to bring that up. I never thought it would be you 2 perverts.
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    If you want to perve over her shoes go ahead. Get the ball rolling.
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    I think a few doilies will make either look winning.
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    Clear has an amazing knack for showing streaks.
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    She doesn't seem happy with either table, but looks like she's putting on less of a face for the black one. Which goes best with your new chair?
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    The bullet has finally been slammed into my brothers' future at the house. He's off to Germany this weekend to do some building shit and mummy has apparently said when he gets back he needs to find his own place. This practically mirrors what's happening now, he only seems to return to change his clothes and shower [the chap's house he's staying at doesn't have one] This is both a plus and a minus. Plus because I won't have to deal with his bullshit/lies/messing the house up with his friends. But minus because I'll probably rarely see him, and whatever restraint he showed regarding his drink/drug shit due to being at home will no longer be in effect... I hate double edged raping swords. I am most overjoyed, but I fear at the mystery as to what will take its place.
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    Retainers are awesome.
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    I think maybe she's been knocking back a few too many- I would love a bit of Juice Springsteen.
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    I've just applied to a place which I think is fucking perfect. The Bead Shop. That's right. "Retail experience preferred but not essential. Duties include serving customers, advising on beads and working creatively within a friendly team" I can finally build upon my years of experience in the retail industry and combine it with my love for beads. Seriously though, it sounds alright. pr0 hours too.
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    Even better is a chap with the name Stephen Plows. Best surname ever. I feel that my brother. Every box is the same until you come to the "What can you offer" section, which you have to spout "enthusiastic" bullshit about the job you're applying to: I think I'd be a valuable employee at your slaughterhouse, as I kid I always had ambitions of raping killing pigs, sheeps and cows I am surprised I don't have the bare details of my CV burned into my retinas. I have to keep checking my wallet for my National Insurance number, it's not that hard to remember either
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    Here be the pr0 cards from the card box the missus and I got, along with some un/common choices which have nice pictures on them. The one raped by the flash is a Quagsire. As you can see on the top left, the mega rare shiny of Pikachu, a crap copy of the original artwork.
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    Went to the CAB [Citizens Advice Bureau] and got some pimpsmacking info on my bosses being tools. And then tried to see about the job at the pharmacy, but it went yesterday Not happy.
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    In theory one shouldn't be payable because of dinner.
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    But it does have a potential drawbakc of not being able to attend the Pokémon TCG League on Saturdays, after all our hard earned monies spent on n00 cards.
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    C'mon Sport, end the suspense, waddizzit?
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    It sounds like a case of bad losers. Oh she won, she won so well, she must have a cock. As soon as I heard about this last weekish it sounded fucking stupid. I'm surprised it's lasted this long.
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    Just checking the Job Centre site, apparently a chemist nearby is looking for people. This sounds most pr0. Not only does it have more/decent hours, it means I can recover what's left of my social life and go partying with the Gringos again.
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    I was just about to post this, I think it's very unfair. Because Robin Williams is attractive, and Boyle is not.
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    You Have Been Watching is on tonight people! Last in the series sadly. However I'm going to rate an episode of Dragon's Den I watched, wasn't bad, but one thing which got me was someone was pitching an idea for a fat drip tray on a grill tray and Peter Jones said he didn't want to be the "face" of that kind of product. Yet he didn't mind being the representitive of MoneySupermarket, which I wouldn't consider "worse" by comparison. Plus Evan Davies needs a slap for repeating the same lines over and over. A serious question though, the piles of money the "Dragons" have nearby, didn't they give them out in earlier series'?
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