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I couldn't help but think I've seen worse on CSI.

Whoever suggested spending the NIGHT drinking coffee deserves to be shot, thus their vote null and void. Is that assuming the first load of counting makes a result, or the masses of potential counting after that? But that's the point. Alternative voting doesn't give the majority opinion, it keeps giving second and third prizes until someone has enough of a predetermined limit. The fact remains that the Prime Minister may be of a party many people voted as their second choice and had a different party as their first choice. It applies with the bullshit image Supergrunch posted, it implies that the majority want beer but in different factions, this is not how political parties operate, unless they have the same policies under a different name. Let's try it with Eurovision, see how it pans out.

More awesome news from work. Apparently they're "streamlining" our workforce. Meaning they're going to cut everyone's hours so there's only 2 on at a time (aforementioned bollocks to covering breaks) and will more than likely transfer some to the main store where many have been "let go" because, basically, there's fuck all to do.

Awesome, what degree did your dad get?

Is that mould under your chin?

I won't be going for Alternative voting. If they did it for just the nationwide vote and kept the local vote winners their place I'd consider it. Granted it may result in the Prime Minister's party having less seats in Parliament, but the people have spoken.

Doesn't one involve dirt and water and the other one just water?

Normally yes, but after a 11 day holiday coming back to the mess is most bad.

I semi-feel this. They've decided that to screw the rules because they can't be arsed to authorise any overtime: Two people need to be there at all times? Nah, getting cover from the store when one of use needs a break? Fuck that too. Need two people to go over to the store to collect stock due to moving the roll pallet over a busy road? Nevermind that, only need one person to outrun traffic with a heavy load. EDIT: I'm checking out legal guidelines. From what I can remember you need to two people to operate a 12 pump forecourt, one person is fine for 8 pumps. If they put me in that situation I have no problem in shutting down four pumps.

Proof enough for me!

Aaaah, that's probably why he didn't seem keen on being ass slammed by that pig!

They'd just be jealous they didn't get the image of The Rock first.

Yes, but it's the first playthrough when you don't know how to approach it which is what caused all the tears. I hated that Temple. Spirit was the best! Nah, ten megatons of Din's Fire fisted right up his ass sorts him out nicely.

I can understand why they'd want to show the Americans going overkill on Osama, but why is he portrayed as being some hardcore Jack Daniels addict?

How the fuck would you find that embarassing? It's got it all. I think the misinterpretation is what prople find embarassing. Having what you think is a hot girl then being told she was born a dude is something one may find a little uncomfortable. Here's a breakdown: A] Someone said something. B] Chair got some sand in his vagina and kicked off. S'about it really.

Where did the Tropius/t-shirt come from?

An episode of South Park conveyed that well with the conjoined foetus nurse lady. Everyone watch it.

That video is fucking awesome for 4 reasons: 1] the video itself. 2] It recommended this: WHICH THEN IN TURN! 3] Recommended THIS! 4] The things which it recommends after, I haven't watched them yet but I'm sure they'll be awesome.

Twats like Alan Carr make good money from that. And pretty much every black stand up comedian.

Depends on which image. I'd certainly consider Motorboating that. Dennis Rodman part II? No thanks.

With some form of reverse mohawk.

Would it be your intention to have a man dressed as a woman on your desktop?

Remember, they can't be punished until they've blown something up.

This is where our definitions of assassinate may differ. To me assassinate means doing it secretly. Having a military operation to blow the shit out an enemy base doesn't scream Agent 47 to me. Just because he was killed doesn't mean he was assassinated.

He was assassinated now? I thought the conspiracy theories all revolved around him being blown up or something. Might've been this guy though. "Eh relax gah, have a rest!"