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This is fucking sweet! Currently writing this on the Galaxy III. The speed already misses on the old phone!

I didn't mind the trailer. It's just out of place for a Hitman game though, would probably suit a Batman/Assassin's Creed game.

And you feel you need to give more money than that?! $10, about £6.50, there's no way I'm throwing away more money for having such a pricey drink brought to me. Sexily put. If the service I recieve at a meal is great I'll tip, or I can't be bothered to ask for 40p change from a taxi driver at 3am.

About fucking time Soag! Very nice looking. So when are you making a start on the Vigo one?

So you misheard todger as a child and now you're taking it out on the world. Stop being so selfish. in the USA, most waitstaff and bartenders in restaurants are paid below the minimum wage, because the employees are expected to make up the difference, so to speak, in tips. This means that a server could earn far above minimum wage on a good night, or hardly break even on a slow night. Servers are even expected to pay income tax on your tips -- they truly are part of their normal wages for the job they do, not just "extra" money for them. Federal employment compensation law requires that if employers pay less than minimum wage, tips must bring compensation up to the minimum wage or the employer must make up the difference. Therefore, no server legally makes below the federal minimum wage in the U.S. regardless of the amount of tips received. So basically tips are the employers being tight fucks and wanting us to make up the shortfall.

It's almost as if it was all artificial after all. SHOCK HORROR. That's not fair. I would've given him a chance. If he wasn't as fruity as his "brother/brother's friend" he might've done alright here.

It's as if they fist Batman so much they need to put him in everything. When he really isn't that great.

Bullsheet. Everytime I grabbed the "weak point" it either fired water shots at me [which I was sometimes able to evade] or it would send a pulse down the chain. I'd pull as long as I could before it got too close before flicking the remote back. When it started sprouting tentacles and moving around, it's jet streams suddenly became even more precise than before.

I thought that also, but then noticed wodge when searching for wedge. Plus wodge also means wad. So it's win win for everyone. Except those you don't tip.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wadge?s=t But maybe you mean wodge: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wodge

Fuck, this game is hard, assrapingly hard. I've had to use all my health items and a revive stone thingy to defeat the Wellspring Steeple boss. It's attacks were insanely broken. It looks like I'm going to have to visit the earlier towers for some training or something.

It's true, when I went to Florida they had little cards in the middle of the table telling you that "an appropriate tip" was around 20% of the bill. Sadly I wasn't old enough at the time to organise the finances, but were I in such a position I'd be half tempted to not tip them out of spite.

I don't know why this has suddenly made my obsessive song of the moment, but I keep humming the melody. I have heard Placebo have done a cover, but have made a royal fuckup of it.

Same here, either that or they were having a kid. But noone seems to plan pregnancies these days :S Big congratties though, naturally we all wanna be invited to the ceremony. Or at the very least give the best N-E stag night Jamba will ever have.

Having a quick look at my banging wardrobe, I appear to have about 4 t-shirts which are predominantly white. I don't wear them much. For some reason I sweat in them more than I would in a black t-shirt. I'll get a nice piccy of them.

You should be ashamed. Wearing such a large concentration of white at all... Maybe try bleach. That's one banging compromise there. I don't see how you can call that limbo, she basically told you to go fuck yourself on each of your requests. If she's not even going to consider what you're asking you should get to da nearest choppa.

They fapped around with the Joker's lipstick on some of the last movie's posters. Why break tradition?

I thought you'd just go with a picture of an artichoke with: "Michael Jamieson/ReZourceman Website written on back due to constant changing"

How can the fire rise with all that rain?

Hmmm... I'm not sure whether society deserves you having such a bargain. Fuck it. http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/250 Plus you get a nice metal card holder to keep them nice and protected*. Naturally P&P is the main assraper, but one of them (I think 14 day) has been reduced quite a bit. *I couldn't believe the amount of shit they were trying to hock with the design I chose (I went with a stock design to start off), pens... mugs... loads of shit!

Saw an interesting advert on le telly: 250 business cards for £2.99. pr0

Because it's awesome, that's why most of them sing in English. And why the Japanese ram in English words all over the place. I'm half inspired to buy the album of Eurovision this year, there were some really good songs going.

Just got back from the Making of Harry Potter tour, so much shizzle to see/hear. Got a nice Slytherin T-shirt and pillow from the overpriced memorabilia giftshop.

Preordered! O_O Might be able to do some deals together, got any spare Accelgors/Heatmor?

No ReZ, I'd like to hear more about this unique job opportunity you're constantly flaunting on Twitter please.