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Dammit Cube, now look what you've gone and done.

But what if it was.... A GHOST CHICKEN?!

See, now you're going to love it, because you've been told how wank it is. Like how people big up things and then when you see it, it doesn't feel all that great. Which is a shame because it really is shit.

Looks like the old days, although it's weird seeing so much of Rimmers head. Old age... In the first bit where Kryten was talking all I kept thinking was "What is with his nose?!" I cannae wait to see how they explain the beginning of this series (mirror dimension cliffhanger bullshit)

Eeeeeeyyyy

I found my front gum to be hurting, so checking the mirror I found the gum coming away from my teeth! Definitely going to get round to making that dentist appointment.

I'll wait til the next Batman week.

I've not seen BASEketball, so my only attribution is Beetlejuice. And it's now the reason you'll be hearing it. Bitch

There is only one way this song will get in your head.

No Riddler?! I regret entering this thread now

I'm going to wait!

My 3ds kinda decided to not work. Neither screens. A search showed it "may" be the SD card so took it out and it turned on for a bit but no screen activity after. Have left it on charge all night in case I may have neglected to do so awhile back (although I'm sure it isn't the case.)

Didn't know we had so many transponsors here.

It's not really meant to be a joke. That's what the book is like. It's just funny having weird male voices read it out.

Got a nice call today, apparently I'm in the final to win an Audi TT! All I need to do is pay them about £44 a month for three months for 200 lottery tickets and I could win "A lot of money!" I must be well lucky. On the non-scam side of things. I'm finally getting a nice tax return. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

My name should always be done by default. I'm in.

The bit that really got me...

I can't see a "Windows Experience Index" link on the properties Shizzle is faster I think, although the startup always scares me. On the old PC shortly after turning it on the monitor acknowledges it and I can see it starting up. With this the light continues blinking (as if it's recieving no signal) for around 5-10 seconds but then starts up fully loaded. I've had it crashing on me a few times. There doesn't seem to be any link between what I've been doing at the time. One time I was writing something in Wordpad, later it was something else, just now I had something paused in VLC. I'm hoping it'll be a temporary thing which will sort itself out.

Ok, I've made progress. I think it was because I was trying to install the Professional and then Home Premium versions (the disc I am using may not be 100% genuine :p) so have gone for Home Basic and things are going smoother. Just about to install the graphics drivers and hopefully I'll be able to install them without the Catalyst bitching about incompatibility and shutting down/the adaptor into the graphics card not fucking up. But this is good! Anything? I've let normal programs install themselves onto the C drive but pictures/videos etc are on the old HD, which is now the D: Drive. I've had to make a shortcut for it on the desktop, but this Windows 7 navigation system is wank. EDIT: It's finally working! For some reason it won't recognise my wireless mouse, but luckily I have a wired one from my laptop days. It's still better than the graphics card not working or something

I've had to move the cable back anyway. When I tried booting it up again to fap around a bit but no display came up on the monitor so had to put the cable back in the mobo port. One thing I was wondering about is that when I install the OS on the SSD. Do you install games/other programs on the SSD as well or let it make a directory on the HD and leave the SSD to just storing the OS? Ok! I'm going to do some remixing with the cables/ports and stuff. Hopefully it'll stop complaining about the Catalyst thingy not working. See j00 on the other side! Also Cube. Did you ever use that gold Cross Fire thing? EDIT - I tried installing the OS on th SSD but now all it says is thay the computer "restarted unexpectedly or encountered an unexpected error" and that the installation couldn't proceed and if I click OK it will restart the computer and I can restart the installation. But it brings up the same message straight away. Well I've changed the boot order to the disc drive and installing Windows again. Lessee if this works. I don't think I'll try building a PC again anytime soon.

I think that's the problem, as on my computer it only shows the C: drive and no other hard drives. Does this mean I'm going to have to format the C: drive then? Because when I've had to "format" a PC before all I had to do was insert the Windows disc and it would return everything to factory settings. But this is installing the OS to a different drive (And I assume the C: drive just becomes like an external HD?) As it seems to have retained a fair bit from the XP era as well, even though I've deleted the Windows old folder. Would that help with the sound settings also? I've tried downloading a Realtek thing and it installs and asks for the restart but afterwards it doesn't seem to have been installed at all. I'll have to double check the SATA 3 cable and if it's in the 6gb port as I'm not sure, I just started in the early numbers. So if memory serves 0, 1 and 2 have the CD/SSD/HD cables in them, but not sure which ones in which. EDIT, just had a look at the Disk Management (looking at formating options) and found what I assume is the SSD (60gb) as Disk 0. So if I format the C drive, slam in the Boot disc, install it to the SSD, whip it out as you said and change the stuff in the BIOS, probably have to redo the graphics card thing (?) and all should be well!

Since the sequel went "bigger" in terms of title at least. I'm going to be very disappointed if a prequel is not called "Arkham House/Mansion". Failing that it might be a way to explain how they all got caught into Arkham Asylum in the first place.

Before I did try putting the monitor cable in the graphics card (I had to use the adaptor that came with it) and got nothing. But now it's working. But it's still a slow machine at the moment. I'm sure my XP machine started up quicker than this.

The monitor cable was in the motherboard slot (I thought it was meant to be there always) but I'll do the .. urgh removing graphics card thing. I'm undoing almost every screw on the back panel to get this out smoothly. It's going well thus far. I think. It's installing Windows now. But I've had to dig out an old wired mouse since it wasn't recognising my wireless one I'm not sure if it's the USB ports as I had to move the keyboard one. I'll check it all out again after the shizzle has all been installed. Well the PC is up and running. The monitor keeps cutting out but I think that's due to out of date graphics drivers. It's starting up rather slow so I've done something wrong with the SSD. Plus I'm not sure if it's using the actual graphics card. The display settings show an Intel 4000 and when I start it keeps saying "the Catalyst Control Centre is not supported hy the driver version of your enabled graphics driver. Please update your AMD graphics driver, or enable AMD adapter using the displays manager" it's said this after I updated the drivers on the display thingy.

Perhaps. The graphics card took a bit of force to get into the case. Using that split thing Cube mentioned it does power up properly but I'm not getting anything on my monitor is this the card? I really don't want to touch it using much force unless I really have to. Also. Does it matter what SATA ports the CD drive, HD and SSD go in?