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Oh no, right in the sentence. The pain. What can I say, it didn't grip me as much as it seems to have done to everyone else. Played for quite some time, came against a boss I couldn't beat and didn't have enough enthusiasm to do some training to level up.

It's not that even good a game.

I believe it was Ocarina of Time and Skyward Sword. I remember the Skyward Sword ads as Robin was using the remote/nunchuk like a bow when you didn't actually need to hold it like that. It totally disappointed me when I found out you didn't have to.

No PS4 and PC action for some time apparently http://www.computerandvideogames.com/473808/rise-of-the-tomb-raider-isnt-coming-to-ps4-or-pc-crystal-dynamics-confirms/?utm_source=Adestra&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=10098&utm_term=2817484&utm_content=12070 But hey, can always buy the definitive version of Tomb Raider for the PS4, that's got to count for something... right? Right?

7 years ago?! The picture CLEARLY says 2014...

The online is going to be interesting now, as they'll no doubt have to start sorting out players not just by their scores but by how much money they've spent. As I doubt it'll offer non-paid people the choice of driving a new track. How dare thee! Twisted Mansion is awesome.

Start with Symphonia, has the best story and in comparison to later titles has the "worser" battle system (it would be weird playing it in reverse) Graces f is the most fun though.

Going on physical shizzle:

I remember when it was first revealed about it being a Robin Hood inspired story and first visuals shown at GameCity last year (if you ever saw the Q&A at Nottingham Castle, you'll hear me) I loved the game. Since then my interest has slowly died down as I'm just not seeing anything new.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/12/18-people-who-think-robbie-williams-is-dead_n_5670728.html?1407831491 Retards ahoy.

This sucks anus. It certainly woke me up when I checked my phone this morning.

That's why I don't buy digital copies of games. Love that free packaging.

It seems the long way round to get it. If you're paying for a figure to unlock it, then no, it isn't free.

So we'd have to invest in a small figure or something, plonk it on the gamepad and then be able to download a new track?

Turtle beatdox action https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-beatbox-93977460722.html?vp=1

Close call, but Link dat shit up.

Stuck it to the man on an audio typing exam by pointing out an error they had made. Which was rather weird but hoping I won't get penalised for following the orders given.

Considering it's an item which is meant to boost you, how fast it makes you go is an important function of the item for me. Not to use three mushrooms on a straight and find myself not much further behind an opponent than when I started.

Everything bows before Hells Kitchen USA though.

It's more than likely you'll end up going against the actual characters as well, that'll be the main challenge methinks. What I found weird about the Ganondorf reveal was that he was attacking his minions. Should've been Hylian warriors before the grand finale when you fuck Link's shit up.

If you didn't like Gauntlet when you were young, you probably won't like this.

Yes. And it's annoying how the judges in other shows try the "we'rd going to recap everything whilst pretending we're having a conversation about it" which I recognise Masterchef for. They did it in the British Bakery thing and I so wanted Greg Wallace to storm in and pimpsmack them for copying him.

Knew the DLC would be shit.