Sorry to hear you went through that man. Given that forums like these attract many people who found comfort in the often socially reclusive act of video gaming, you'll probably find quite a lot of similar stories on here. Me, I hate school until around year 10, when at least most of the bullying kids suddenly grew up. That said, it's all in the past now. If you're able to get through it, once you reach adulthood, it's something you should never have to put up with (not that it doesn't exist, but it can usually be dealt with or at the very least, left behind)
That said despite my empathy I won't be writing anything on a white sign for the Internet to change to whatever they feel like... No good can come of that! Also your sentiment, whilst witty, unfortunately doesn't ring true when taken literally (See Poe's Law). Bullies have already made bullying happen and pretending it's a non-thing certainly isn't an answer. My school's biggest problem was probably that they were in complete denial that bullying existed there.