To be less meme-y; I'm interested in the future of Switch 2 but there's nothing in the launch that really interests me. MKW would be fun I'm sure and if I was still living with others I might consider it, but by myself nah (yeah yeah online).
DK just doesn't really interest me, but I'll see what reviews are like when they roll in. The Treehouse segments didn't sell me but that could be because of how they were presented. It was very much "hehe smash stuff" which is not fun to watch.
I'm glad people are getting Metroid Prime and I enjoyed the first two but it's not my kind of game.
Kirby Air Riders I want, in part because I never played the original, but not sure when that's out.
So there's nothing in the near term that justifies me buying one. The GameCube stuff is probably what I'm most interested in and I could just play the GameCube (if I find it at my mom's anyway).