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See everything to do with Nazi Mysticism. Especially the bit where Hitler escaped to an Antarctic base which also was the base for flights to the Nazi moon base (built during the second world war mind you, 20 years before the US sent Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins there) and how the Nazi's built UFO's that let them fly to Alderaan which is apparently the sytem where the Aryan race originated from and the bit where Hitler posessed the Holy Lance (the Roman spear that apparently stabbed Jesus on the Cross) which gave him superpowers and stuff. *phew*

Microsoft has been ripping off Apple for 25 years....

Yeah, the book starts off regurgitatingly good, and gets better as you go. Effing weird ending.

I'd just like to point out that you need to do more than just pressups. You need to isolate each muscle group to give it a proper workout, plus some exercises help develop balanced muscle growth better than others. Also getting fat if you are skinny doesn't help build muscles at all. It'll just screw up your metabolism and make you unfit. You don't need any more fat that what you get in a good diet. You're better off taking formulated protien shakes and stuff like that.

Get a set of dumbells. Ones that you can adjust the weight on. A really good supplement is Creatine, it allows you workout harder for longer, plus it increases your water retention in you muscles so the muscle volume increase is noticeable basically straight away (Google Creatine for more info). As far as food supplements go, either naturally eat protien rich foods or you can buy shakes (but are bloody expensive) things like eating a couple of boiled egg whites a day are loaded with protien. As for exercises, the usual bicep curl is a must. To make your arms look bigger you can't just work on the biceps, you have to work out the triceps (back of arm) too. A good work out is to sit on the floor near you bed with you legs extended straight and your feet on the bed, then use your arms to lift yourself up and down. To make it harder, bring in a chair and hold on to the seat so you are kind of hanging in the air with your feet on the bed and arms holding you up by the seat of the chair, then do about 15 reps of lifting youself up and down. Also, try doing some millitary presses (google it) as it works out you whole arm as well as your upper back and chest. I could go on a bit here, but basically just do a google search on how to work out your rhomboids (shoulder muscles) to give yourself big round shoulders, as well as how to work out your lats. Begin with doing about two sets of 8-10 reps, then move on to 3 sets if you find that easy. Work out every second day. Being skinny means it takes longer to biuld muscle mass, but at least when you do you'll be so cut and toned it's not funny, where as all the bigger/fatter blokes can build muscle easier but they dont have any definition.

Face it, you smokers are a dying breed, if it's not throat cancer, mouth cancer, or lung cancer or any other smoking related cancer that does you in, it'll be us nay-sayers stopping you from going anywhere fun.

Well........possibly. I saw T2 before the first Terminator, so the moment I saw the giant 80's hairdo's I immediately wrote it off as rubbish. Plus the animatronics in numero uno are pretty prehistoric compared to Judgement Day.

Yeah it's called a 'formula' and sequels usually have the same formula as the original film. Happens in just about every sequel out there. It's a basic generic code so audiences get what they expect, otherwise if you give them something totally different they'll be all 'WTF was that'. Oh, and don't be dissin' Terminator 3. If you ask me, the first one is the shittest of the trilogy.

Yeah Threadless rocks. Great for buying designer geek stuff (designer as in an arty bloke who designs, not 'designer brand'). Just got the 'Best Mime Ever' shirt in the post.

Georgio Armani Acqua Di Gio is the shizzle.

I don't mind net slang. Although I don't understand the whole <3 thing. The best thing is when someone overdoes the 733T speek and has abuse rain down on them by usually equally nerdy nerds. I do hate the whole MSN screen names thing that goes like "oMg!!! cHarliE gOT wIth a tOTaL hoTTie, Yo gO gIrL LOLOLOLOl!!!" thing. Very irritating. And by irritating I mean that I have to go outside and beat up small children to relieve my anger.

Sounds like alot of work just to save people from wasting the 2 seconds it takes to load the wrong page up.

I'd definately take them. Sleep is an effing inconvenience.

I was going to post a porno star with a raging erection. But then realised that it would be irresponsible.

Holy hell! Ok Rokhed wins.....everyone else, you're all wusses. Me, worst injury of late was when I fell over drunk and stupidly refused to let go of the beer bottle in my hand, so it smashed in my palm and cut my hand up pretty feircely.

He's not an emo, just a f*ckwit. I don't mind the emo fashion, sure it's horribly unoriginal, but at least it's better than chav (or Cowboy as we get here in Aus.). The bad thing about emo's is their f*cked up attitude about everything. Many of them seem to think they are absolutely 100% right when they diss out America every seven seconds and dribble poorly re-quoted second hand anti-corporate BS. Ok, I'll give you the time of day to hear your rant when you prove to me that you own no item of clothing that's been made in a sweatshop and when you stop hanging outside KFC which is part of one of the biggest corporate empires in the world. You effing fools.

Personally I think smoking is fuckin' horrible. And working in a pub means I have to put up with clouds of it hanging around my head all the time. It's a social vice and sooner or later we'll get over it. It's hard to imagine a pub as being smoke free and even though I hate living in such a Nanny State I'm for it being banned.

Bollocks to the A-Team. Miss Marple with stickybeak her way to the truth! [edit] Apparently she's dead......so I'm sending in Kojak instead....

I think someone beat you to this idea.....some guy calling himself a used car salesperson....

I didn't really watch Season 4, the lack of Elisha Cuthbert was dissapointing plus I missed the first few episodes and had no idea what the hell was going on.

They diss freedom of speech, yet it is freedom of speech that allows them to wave those signs around without getting their asses beaten by riot police. You don't win many fans when you torch a embassy over a effing cartoon. I didn't see any Saudi Arabian embassies being burnt down after the 9/11 attacks.

I haven't been near a news source for a few days, and I'm just getting up to speed with this stuff. Talk about overreaction... Danish newspapers portray Mohummed as a terrorist. Over the top Islams get angry and threaten to kill everyone. Way to go...is irony too abstract an idea for some people? Also, I'm hoping those protestors with the nasty slogans aren't in the majority, but sort of like the KKK wing of Islam - if they aren't, I'm scared.

^ Not enough cleavage...

JVC, Pioneer, Sony (Xpolod) are all pretty reliable and you can pick up some models for a very reasonable price. Most of my mates have one of these three as a head unit. The most important thing is probably to make sure you have a set of speakers that wont distort as alot of factory fitted speakers can't handle having a beefy aftermarket head unit strapped to them. If you want to get better there's the more expensive Clarion and Alpine units.

It'd probably be shit...........that's the risk....