Fierce_LiNk Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I found this pretty amusing, so i was compelled to post it. "-- After years of painstaking research, scientists say they have unleashed a baby boom among one of the world's most beloved but endangered animals, China's giant panda. A bit of panda porn has helped too, they say. "It works," enthuses Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert, about showing uninitiated males DVDs of fellow pandas mating. It is one of many techniques tried over the decades to get captive pandas -- notoriously poor breeders -- to do it, and do it right. The efforts to understand and simulate conditions for mating and raising cubs have paid off in China, the panda's native habitat. Now comes the next test: getting the magic to work outside China. "At first people thought that you just put two animals together and they would figure it out. But it didn't turn out that way," she said. "Now we know how to take care of the panda better. We've really made progress. But we're still learning a lot of even basic things." Captive animals used to lack proper socialization; with no companions around, when the male and female met for breeding "they just freaked out and fought," Howard said. Now enclosures are bigger and contain more animals. There's also a push to keep cubs with their mothers longer, for up to two years, to give them more natural sex education. Scientists have also learned more about sex and aggression. In the wild, Howard explains, females in heat will climb a tree while suitors below fight for her. In captivity, with no male rivals around, pandas often take out their aggression on the female." Here's the link Who said porn never helps anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 lol lol lol that is classic. I want to see a panda just like taking notes lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 No self-respecting panda would accept anything less. He must be like a god to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meik Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Chika bow-wow, chikka chikka bow-woooow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I want to know who came up with that idea? And where was his hands when he did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Chika bow-wow, chikka chikka bow-woooow Ive now got the image of you on all fours quite literally being done panda style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 No self-respecting panda would accept anything less. He must be like a god to them After seeing this, and seeing nothing Pedo related, i decided to venture looking for suitable pictures to make this seal of approval valid. Here we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendork Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Sexual harassment- Panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Mirth. I'm highly amused, and glad. Panda's have needed a boost for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Plz. How much for pron? Plz plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Sexual harassment- Panda. When I read the title to this I was just waiting for someone to post this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Wait a minute! Panda porn was intended for other pandas!?!?! Oh god what have i done.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic238 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Wait a minute! Panda porn was intended for other pandas!?!?! Oh god what have i done.... you may have just created a new subspecies of human and pandas without your knowledge who seek revenge for being created and erasing all human and pandarian life forms... or something of that sort. but also maybe not. so meh, who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 This makes me a Saaaaad Panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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