Sooj Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 From Yahoo News: CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted. But seriously. Do people like this actually exist? I find it hard to imagine that he could have survived so long without getting killed in one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 thats pretty funny-and he's 29 and worries what his mom thinks of him!!! ISSUES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somme Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Deary me. Well he won't need sexual aids in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Deary me. Well he won't need sexual aids in prison. Just a slippery bar of soap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babooo Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 hehe, thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 All he needed would've been a picture of me and his wang would be stiff in a second. It works for MoogleShizzleViper and Haden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lammie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 What sort of person uses a penis pump? The same kind of person who is 29 and still goes on holidays with his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 All he needed would've been a picture of me and his wang would be stiff in a second. It works for MoogleShizzleViper and Haden! You better believe it. I pack Moogleviper and recordings of EEVIL on a dictaphone in my case. It makes for a very odd xray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 wow....EEVILMURRAY must be the shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 wow....EEVILMURRAY must be the shit He is teh sex. But Haden is the shizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goron_3 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Well he's muslim so I don't think it's something he wanted his mother to know, because she'd probs kick him out of the family :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 So being a terrorist is better than being a pervert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 So being a terrorist is better than being a pervert? Being a terrorist is better then being a cartoonist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Funny things thread (as yes, its inclusive or weird bizarre stories like this) and I posted it a few days back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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