Sooj Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 From Yahoo News: CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said. When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto. He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted. But seriously. Do people like this actually exist? I find it hard to imagine that he could have survived so long without getting killed in one way or another.
KKOB Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 thats pretty funny-and he's 29 and worries what his mom thinks of him!!! ISSUES!!!!
somme Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Deary me. Well he won't need sexual aids in prison.
McMad Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Deary me. Well he won't need sexual aids in prison. Just a slippery bar of soap...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 All he needed would've been a picture of me and his wang would be stiff in a second. It works for MoogleShizzleViper and Haden!
Lammie Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 What sort of person uses a penis pump? The same kind of person who is 29 and still goes on holidays with his mother.
Haden Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 All he needed would've been a picture of me and his wang would be stiff in a second. It works for MoogleShizzleViper and Haden! You better believe it. I pack Moogleviper and recordings of EEVIL on a dictaphone in my case. It makes for a very odd xray.
MoogleViper Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 wow....EEVILMURRAY must be the shit He is teh sex. But Haden is the shizzle!
Goron_3 Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Well he's muslim so I don't think it's something he wanted his mother to know, because she'd probs kick him out of the family :P
Shino Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 So being a terrorist is better than being a pervert?
MoogleViper Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 So being a terrorist is better than being a pervert? Being a terrorist is better then being a cartoonist.
Ashley Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Funny things thread (as yes, its inclusive or weird bizarre stories like this) and I posted it a few days back.
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