Posted August 9, 2011 Please could you send him back to us now, as I need him and Claire wants him back. Please contact me for my address, and he needs to be sent recorded delivery (obviously). Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 I would have asked for special delivery personally... but meh! (I don't have him just to make it clear). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 What is the story of Prov Donk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 I can feel ReZ's heart breaking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 I will return. But not yet. Not yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 What is the story of Prov Donk? I second this. I thought you lost him in london? EDIT:OK maybe after the last post and that not being ReZ maybe I'll believe someone actually has him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 If someone does have the donkey then it's been long enough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 So prov donk was a stuffed to of ReZ's, which he took to the meet, and someone stole it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 I feel there's a huge cover up conspiracy going on and I don't have the juicy intel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 So prov donk was a stuffed to of ReZ's, which he took to the meet, and someone stole it? Apparently so. But it could all be one massive ReZ ploy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 Rez has no-one ever told you to chip your pets!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 So THIS is what the riots are over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 I will return. But not yet. Not yet. It was a "fun" joke but (the potential has been practically wasted) and now we do want him back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 A moderator with time on their hands should start deleting anything within parentheses in ReZ's posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 Or just deleting ReZ's posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 I agree with ReZ, whoever has Provocative Donkey has could have been a lot funnier with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 Sorry guys, I'll send it off ASAP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 So THIS is what the riots are over. And there was me thinking that "Kurtle" was behind all of the riots. Still, i agree with Mike. Should have chipped the donk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 OH. MY. GOD. What if Kurtle has Donk? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2011 Yeah, seriously. Send it back or we'll have to start getting involved to sort it all out. It's gone on long enough and hasn't been remotely funny to boot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 10, 2011 POTENTIAL FOR FUNNY WASTED. I AM DISAPPOINT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 10, 2011 POTENTIAL FOR FUNNY WASTED. I AM DISAPPOINT. Indeed, I was hoping for something to rival ReZdiculous. I may have to start Photoshopping just to try and save this sad affair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 10, 2011 Honestly, the funniest thing would have been to take Prov Donk and put Conc Donk in my bag. That would have been fucking hilarious and I would have been unbelievably confused when I got him out. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 10, 2011 I just strikes me as odd that whoever took him hasn't done more with him. Surely the point of kidnapping him would be to have some fun with him, like posting more pictures like the ones with Conc Donk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 10, 2011 Indeed, I was hoping for something to rival ReZdiculous. I may have to start Photoshopping just to try and save this sad affair. PhotoShop for the win, hopefully Share this post Link to post Share on other sites