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About ProvDonk

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  • Birthday 01/01/80

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  • Favourite Game?
    Donkey Kong
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  1. My 30,000th Post

    I'm very proud of you daddy.
  2. Pokémafia 13 : Diamond and Pearl SIGN UP thread

    Only if I can be Rapidash, a big fuck off one.
  3. The "Internet Phenom" turns a page

    I might as well, although the last time I was here my owner cried like a little bitch :p But now he's an older little bitch *sniff* I is so proudz! Just don't be too rough tonight... OK?
  4. Message to who has Provocative Donkey

    I can't take the pressure of being hunted down. I'm turning myself in, heading home.
  5. Your fav game is Donkey Kong? I always had you down as a Buckaroo man.

  6. Message to who has Provocative Donkey

    I will return. But not yet. Not yet.
  7. I finally signed up....

    When i decide to come home, which until ReZourceman admits i am the better species, won't be for a while at least. Sorry Claire, it isn't you. It's HIM
  8. N-Europe London Meet - 16th July 2011

    ReZourceman will always hate the Saturday for one very obvious reason . . . . . I left him
  9. I finally signed up....

    Who are you?? For anyone suspecting that ReZourceman is me, think again. Yes, i lived with him for many years. But i am now free as a..................., well donkey. No longer do i have to listen to jokes which cannot pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head. No longer do i have to watch him create "Comedy Rainbow". It should have been called "The Prov Donk show". He used me to become "famous". He is nothing without me. Phew, let some steam off then i did Anyway, Claire should call me sometime. Catch up on things, ain't seen her in nearly a month. Call me Claire, please!!!
  10. N-Europe London Meet - 16th July 2011

    Go that way? I had a fucking awesome idea how to finish that sentence! As for the deckchairs - I saw the signs, I don't know why you didn’t.
  11. Funny Stuff Thread

    Jeez, is he posting supposedly "funny" material again. I tell you, he's nothing without me.
  12. good stuff thread.

    Couldn't believe my luck today. Met my long-lost brother, in what you could call a family re-union, brings a tear to my eyes. First time i've seen my brother for over 6 years, which was too long. Sorry..............., getting emotional!!
  13. good stuff thread.

    He's my brother. He wanted to see who this "Rezourceman" was. After all, i tell him everything.
  14. That's a bit weird...

    I don't have weird interests, i dropped the weird a couple of weeks ago. Now, i only have interests.