jayseven Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 (edited) Here it is! With a mildly subtle name change, but I assure you the nomenclature and listful listing is still as ever before. The rules are simple. Below are those wot form the BISH. You soon-to-be-named players and playees are tasked to ash-ketchum as many of them as possible in an attempt to be sore-backed from all the congrat-slaps that are due to be P+P'd to the winrar. Photos MUST have you in them.. If it isn't possible to get your face, then your username on a finger will have to do. Paper with your username on will not do. Points are marked next to the BISH on the list below. Please attempt to keep a running tally to aid ultimate counter-upping at the end of the show. Any questions please PM me. Further rules/guidelines are found in teh sign-up thread and previous game threads. - Trying TOO hard - 10pts - Despicable me (NOT the film!) - 10pts - Your better half - 10pts - Enjoying Comedy Rainbow - 10pts - The oldest digital/electronic device you own. - 10pts - 5 used cinema tickets. - 10pts - Dumb as a doorknob 10pts - A bike helmet - 10pts - Bottomless - 10pts - In your duvet, the only thing visible is your face.- 10pts - Cocaine. - 10pts - "Beware My Power! Green Lantern's Light!" - 10pts - Holding a fruit or vegetable at the crotch area to simulate a penis. 10pts - You and three yellow peanut M&Ms. - 10pts - Attempting to lick your own elbow. - 10pts - Waking up on the wrong side of bed. - 10pts - Do something radically different with your hair (comparison shot needed). - 10pts - You with at least 5 different perfume bottles. - 10pts - Wearing your trousers on your arms and shirt on your legs - 10pts - you doing a token Asian pose from http://asianposes.com/category/pose/ - 10pts - your breakfast - 10pts - 1 U, 2 PG, 3 12a's, 4 15s and 5 18 certificate DVDs. All in the same photo. - 10pts - "AAAAAAADDDDDDRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" PART 2 - Have a fight on a random object - 10pts - Puppet Master - Take a picture of you and a puppet - 10pts - C'mon Vogue - Strike a pose! (do a dance move) - 10pts - Oooh, you sexy beast! - Pose like your life depended on it! - 10pts [not 'vogueing' as that's dance ~j7] - You, with a moustache. (Not part of a beard, men) - 10pts - Cutlery Tower - 10pts - Reading a newspaper - 10pts - Standing right up against a wall (facing the wall) - 10pts - Laying face-down on stairs - 10pts - The Shower Scene - 10pts - Torches together - 10pts - Cheers! - 10pts - Poor and lonely - 10pts - 10pts - 10pts - Treasure chest. - 20pts - Enjoying a strawberry Cornetto. - 20pts - A ginger kid (with friends as bonus) - 20pts - Blue and red car facing head-on - 20pts - A zipline - 20pts - A Big Issue seller - 20pts - A street sign saying "High Street" (or equal translation thereof) - 20pts - FALCON [VERB]! (Something you do everyday, but done in a massively over-the-top manner). - 20pts - ????? (something that you don't know what it is) - 20pts - Naked time. - 20pts - Hey there Mr Moneybags. - 20pts - "It Came From The Bin" - 20pts - Engrossed by a chick flick. - 20pts - Your favourite drink with a fun straw (curly, or novelty). - 20pts - Pulling a funny face to make your lips and cheeks as wide as possible (no hands/outside help...face muscles only). - 20pts - Wear underwear from the opposite sex over your clothes (Superman style!). - 20pts - Belly-button faces! - 20pts - Playing Tetris upside down. - 20pts - A forum member made entirely out of skittles. - 20pts - Danger! - 20pts - Hiding in the bushes all shiftily. - 20pts - A football goal celebration. - 20pts - Musically gifted - Play amusical instrument (no plastic guitars!); extra points for a video clip! - 20pts [not singing, as that's another BISH ~j7] - Athletically awesome - Playing a summer sport (volleyball, football, swimming etc) - 20pts - all four Twilight Saga books balanced on your head - 20pts - The fattest book in the shop. - 20pts - a folded paper star - 20pts - That new book smell! - 20pts - Swagger Jagger, you should get some of your own! - Take a Cher Lloyd picture (take this as you will) - 20pts - A dominoe with 12 dots on each half so...24 dots. - 20 pts [is this even possible?! ~j7] - The complete works of William Shakespeare - 20pts - The Avengers - 20pts - C R E E P E R. - 30pts [?? ~j7] - Swimming on land. - 30pts - 2 rails 1 photographee - Get on or close to a railroad track; extra points for eating chocolate soft ice! xD - 30pts [... yeah don't do anything dangerous, n-ers! ~j7] - Tortoise and the Hare - 30pts - Primates represent! - climbing a tree / building, i.e. clearly above ground already! - 30pts - a dog wearing sunglasses - 30pts - Movie Buff - Re-create a cover of a movie (if one is done, you can not do the one submitted) - 30pts - "I have the X Factor!" - Sing - 30pts [video bonus available! ~j7] - "Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me" 30pts - A drunk person - 30pts - Police arresting someone - 30pts - Behind the counter at a high street shop - 30pts - Cat with a teddy/cuddly toy. - 30pts - A life-size cardboard cut out. - 30pts - You doing a beer bong.- 30pts - Crossbow carnage. - 30pts - To show your love for N-E in a creative/original way. - 30pts - 2 people inside one shirt - 30pts - You dressed as another N-Eer. - 40pts - To recreate a scene from your favourite film. - 40pts - Hugging a complete stranger - 40pts - Umbrella-Fort unite! (see N-E Meet for the reference). - 40pts - A re-enactment of a NES game. - 40pts - Bookworm - Re-create the book cover of a book (if one is done, you can not do the one already submitted) - 40pts - A first generation Fiat Multipla - 40pts [What is this I don't even... ~j7] - You taking a picture of a camera which is taking a picture of a screen that has a picture of you taking a picture of a camera which is taking a photo of a screen on it. - 50pts - A busking group of musicians featuring at least one set of panpipes or other pseudo ethnic instruments. Bonus points if they’re wearing traditional Native American or Mexican clothing. - 50pts - Complete 1000-piece jigsaw - 50pts As always there will be much that is up for interpretation, many that will be impossible for some, and some which have been granted additional points purely because I want to see people trying them out. If anywhere bonus points are offered, it'll be for 20% of the points that BISH is worth anyway. Anyone can do any on this list - that means you are free to attempt the very BISH you have suggested. Some have been removed or altered due to similarity to others, or general impossibility. - A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10pts - A slide - 10pts - Job Done - 10pts - Your forum username spelt in red skittles - 10pts - A pink macaroon - 20pts - A ladybird - 20pts - 10 games made before 1998 - 20pts - A cat and a dog (in the same picture) - 20pts - Stood in a bin (the bigger the better) - 20pts - Lucky number 13 - 20pts - Power Cut - 20pts - You with 30 mugs - 20pts - Five different energy drink cans, open (can be empty) - 30pts - Something very over priced in a charity shop - 30pts - Cross dresser - 30pts - A lambretta - 30pts - A representation of your strongest personality trait - 30pts - A high score on a game with the name "N-E", not a flash or phone game - 40pts - Magic stars faces have returned!! Yayee! Now find 14 packs of revels [may need to elaborate nami - you want magic stars and 14 packs of revels? ~j7] - Harmony. - 10pts - Recreation of a famous internet thing. - 10pts - 7 trays. No more no less. - 20pts - The essence of ReZ. Can't just be a picture of you and a picture/video of him. Kinda like an impression? Or something? - 30pts - Dressed up as Link (guess who submitted this BISH :P) - 40pts - Open a rainbow umbrella in a bathroom - 20pts - 4 tvs next to each other - 30pts - Hiding in a computer box - 30pts - Wind in your hair - 10pts - Fly away! (photo of you at airport) - 30pts - One person riot. - 20pts - Welcome to the future of the past, today! - 20pts - Surfing/standing on something you probably shouldn't. - 10pts - An item you really wish you hadn't bought. - 10pts - A visual representation of your favourite song. - 30pts - Playing a boardgame in public - 20pts - Reverse Sandwich - 10pts - A forum members avatar IRL - 30pts - A floppy disk tower - 20pts Combatants! Dannyboy-the-Dane Peeps Jimbob Odwin Cube Moogle ReZ Claire Eenuh Flink Diageo Ville Heroijan Eddie Coleslaw Coolness Bears Dazz Dan Dare Aztec Rose jayseven nami shorty emma Rummy nightwolf marcamillian goafer Teams! (for fun - tally of both participants scores) Aztec Rose & jayseven ReZ & Claire Eenuh & Flink Diageo, Heroijan & EddieColeslaw Dannyboy & Dazz emma & Dan Dare Shorty & nami I hope I've not forgotten anything... Go! Edited August 14, 2011 by jayseven
The Peeps Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Cool. I see a couple of old ones on there and someone totally stepped up my 'take a picture of a camera taking a picture of etc etc' bish from before! UMBRELLA FORTRESS UNITE! Reference win.
heroicjanitor Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 None of mine in the top two tiers, I'm going easy on you all
heroicjanitor Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Don't jigsaws come completed? Haven't had one in ages.
Shorty Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 Btw, what are the rules regarding teams? Don't teams have double the chance of winning than an individual? Seems unfair. taking a picture of a camrera But where will I find a camrera?? /pedant. I just wanted us to be first btw: Reading a newspaper - 10pts
Dan_Dare Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Shorty, you bought The Star? Consider yourself judged, sir!
jayseven Posted August 5, 2011 Author Posted August 5, 2011 New BISHES! - A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10pts - A slide - 10pts - Job Done - 10pts - Your forum username spelt in red skittles - 10pts - A pink macaroon - 20pts - A ladybird - 20pts - 10 games made before 1998 - 20pts - A cat and a dog (in the same picture) - 20pts - Stood in a bin (the bigger the better) - 20pts - Lucky number 13 - 20pts - Power Cut - 20pts - You with 30 mugs - 20pts - Five different energy drink cans, open (can be empty) - 30pts - Something very over priced in a charity shop - 30pts - Cross dresser - 30pts - A lambretta - 30pts - A representation of your strongest personality trait - 30pts - A high score on a game with the name "N-E", not a flash or phone game - 40pts - Magic stars faces have returned!! Yayee! Now find 14 packs of revels [may need to elaborate nami - you want magic stars and 14 packs of revels? ~j7]
Shorty Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 No, she doesn't want any magic stars, she just wanted to celebrate. Shorty, you bought The Star? Consider yourself judged, sir!I don't buy newspapers at all; it is cage lining, donated (and about all it's good for).
MoogleViper Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 - A bike helmet - 10pts - your breakfast - 10pts (I'm on a soft food diet) - Treasure chest. - 20pts (Gotta love childhood money boxes) - ????? (something that you don't know what it is) - 20pts (I think it's something to do with electricity) - A picture of the game you're most addicted to at the moment - 10pts - A lambretta - 30pts Total - 100pts
EddieColeslaw Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 You, with a moustache. (Not part of a beard, men) - 10pts (I can't wash it off!! ) all four Twilight Saga books balanced on your head - 20pts Total: 30pts
heroicjanitor Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Those aren't balanced! You are holding them there. Also Moogle could easily have used less finger imo
EddieColeslaw Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Those aren't balanced! You are holding them there. Yes, they are balanced...with the help of my hand :P
MoogleViper Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Also Moogle could easily have used less finger imo And deprive the world of my awesome digit? Seriously though my finger looks really fat in those pictures. It's not, honest.
Shorty Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Yes, they are balanced...with the help of my hand :PIn fairness, that is technically quite right. But I'm assuming that was a trick BISH and actually owning all four twilight books is an automatic 50 point deduction.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 Breakfast - 10pts Attempting to lick elbow - 10pts Token Asian pose - 10pts Strongest personality trait - Thoughtful - 30pts Enjoying Comedy Rainbow - 10pts Bike helmet - 10pts Running total: 80pts
jayseven Posted August 5, 2011 Author Posted August 5, 2011 MOAR New BISHes! - 7 trays. No more no less. - 20pts - Harmony. - 10pts - Recreation of a famous internet thing. - 10pts - Dressed up as Link (guess who submitted this BISH :P) - 40pts - The essence of ReZ. Can't just be a picture of you and a picture/video of him. Kinda like an impression? Or something? - 30pts
EddieColeslaw Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 In fairness, that is technically quite right. But I'm assuming that was a trick BISH and actually owning all four twilight books is an automatic 50 point deduction. :| :| *ignores you* your breakfast - 10pts 5 used cinema tickets. - 10pts (I am not so fat that I need five seats...this was from when I saw Narnia with my family ) Total: 50pts
Ville Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) Yes, since I'm totally awesome, I'm doing videos Well, at least for some of the entries that is... Edited August 5, 2011 by Ville Automerged Doublepost
jayseven Posted August 5, 2011 Author Posted August 5, 2011 MORE MUFA TUCKIN BOSHES! - Open a rainbow umbrella in a bathroom - 20pts - 4 tvs next to each other - 30pts - Hiding in a computer box - 30pts - Wind in your hair - 10pts - Fly away! (photo of you at airport) - 30pts
Ville Posted August 5, 2011 Posted August 5, 2011 VIDEO BISHING. WE ARE ALL FUCKED Only if you can't handle the pressure ;D Total: 50 pts.
jayseven Posted August 5, 2011 Author Posted August 5, 2011 I'm loving the video BISHing :P That is one healthy breakfast there, too!
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