Dog-amoto Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wii Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Barbie fan with 32JJ boobs using hypnotherapy ‘to be stupid’ A model, who is obsessed with Barbie, is now undergoing hypnotherapy to make her brainless. Blondie Bennett, who has 32JJ boobs, has spent thousands on looking like a plastic doll and have been consistently using spray tans, Botox and lip fillers to give her a more artificial appearance, the Daily Star reported. A source said that the Bennett has shelled out 25-thousand-pounds till now on five boob jobs and lifting her up to a bra-busting 32JJ. Bennett said that she wants to become a “plastic sex doll.” She said added that she thinks Barbie has the best life ever and she loves to shop and make herself look pretty. Bennett said that she’s had 20 session and she’s already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time, asserting that she recently went to pick a pal up at the airport and couldn’t remember if she needed to go to departures or arrivals. She previously had also got lost for three hours while she was driving to her mum’s house – the house where she grew up. http://truthdive.com/2014/02/20/Barbie-fan-with-32JJ-boobs-using-hypnotherapy-to-be-stupid.html Brilliant! This world is too funny sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I don't think she needs the hypnotherapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wii Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 No she certainly doesn't. She needs a brain transplant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Everybody's first oral sex experience: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Goafer Posted February 23, 2014 Author Share Posted February 23, 2014 "Holy fist fucking father of fucker, that's what I call guacamole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Never gets old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 When autocues leave out punctuation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) A squirrel burying its acorn: Edited February 27, 2014 by arab_freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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-Dem0- Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Have a go: http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (saw this one so many times in the days preceding yours!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmario Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Babies are just tiny drunk people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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arab_freak Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Master Sword in serious condition http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-stabbed-with-legend-of-zelda-master-sword-in-serious-condition-9167520.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 He's lucky that the sword wasn't fully powered up yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It's kind of morbid how that article is written as a complete joke but the man was apparently seriously harmed... But this line did still make me laugh: "The man declined to mention whether he collected any rupees following the incident" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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