Posted January 7, 2011 I can't figure out why you quoted me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Back on topic: You guys are still using individual sheets? I rig a roll up to this bad boy and I'm all set: Obviously I use a film reel style configuration though, wouldn't want to be re-using the same stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Back on topic: You guys are still using individual sheets? I rig a roll up to this bad boy and I'm all set: Obviously I use a film reel style configuration though, wouldn't want to be re-using the same stuff. I hope to god you're using toilet paper - otherwise you're gonna have the smoothest bum in Europe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 I hope to god you're using toilet paper - otherwise you're gonna have the smoothest bum in Europe. Well yeah, obviously the sand paper comes off before the toilet paper goes on. I'll admit, there is some collateral splatter to various furnishings in the shitter, but my arse ends up as clean as a whistle. Also, my arse is pretty smooth anyway. It looks like Right Said Fred in a 2 man rugby scrum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 I was high on meow meow (before it went mainstream). I love. --- I try and be conservative, but not really. I'll use 2-3 squares at a time. But multiple 2-3 Squares (as is required). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Baby wipes. Durable, foldable, wet. You've never felt so clean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Have a good diet, high in fibre and you'll need less. If you're really lucky you'll be able to get a fabled "nae wiper". This special occurrences happen very rarely and you know it as soon as it happens. A true man won't even take a "just in case" wipe and just walk straight out knowing he is as clean as a whistle. They're not that rare, I had one this morning... Of course I'm clearly not a true man as I always perform a security wipe, rather be safe than sorry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Wow, thanks to this thread and google ads I've found out that total cleaning supplies can provide me with all my UK cleaning, hygiene and janitorial supplies online. I need never leave the house or run out of loo role again. Also everyone should get a bidet; no more toilet paper and makes an interesting conversation piece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Whilst all the best threads get left behind. Na that's a shit thread too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) Can't believe this nonsense is still going strong. I gave it a page at best. Based on such solid responses, I will design my next thread as a companion to this one. Shake That Snake: Avoiding Lemon Drizzle Edited January 7, 2011 by Guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 I for one know enough about people's bathroom habits by now without another thread about them. D: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Baby wipes are definitely the way to go. In conjunction with normal toilet paper of course so that you leave yourself dry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 I tend to save wet wipes for the "sausage with no skin" kind of shits, if you catch my drifter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Probably closer to a 6. Basically one that doesn't have a definitive end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 The Infinishit, eh? I've been there. I still am. guyPhone posting for the win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 The Infinishit, eh? I've been there. I still am. guyPhone posting for the win. ReZ has never stopped shitting either, it's just that his shit ends up on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 ReZ has never stopped shitting either, it's just that his shit ends up on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 Mcoy would state differently depending on the type of day. Sometime Mcoy can have a shit after a curry that just needs mopping off Sometimes you have that really hard boiled shit that just plops out and leaves no mess Other times you have that sticky shit that just fucks up everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 I saw he had posted. It did not disappoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2011 WHOLELY depends on the quality of the paper. Some triple-ply-quad-core-centrino-embossed-glazed-leafs are one-piece at a time. Tracing paper is a threefold. Generally, two sheet-fold go. People who are wusses and scared of feeling some poo are KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT. Remember girls, front to back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2011 Shake That Snake: Avoiding Lemon Drizzle We've definitely had this discussion before; years ago back in the glory days of Halo 2 online, probably amidst a bit of Hot Tub Ranking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 8, 2011 Mcoy would state differently depending on the type of day. Sometime Mcoy can have a shit after a curry that just needs mopping off Sometimes you have that really hard boiled shit that just plops out and leaves no mess Other times you have that sticky shit that just fucks up everything. Whenever I read one of your comments it's THIS voice that I head in my head. It's perfect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
