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Holy shit, talk about a thread appearing at the right time, I met up with a friend of mine who is built like a tank. Basically I asked him what funny ways went though when getting to where to where he is now. He said one time he didn't go for a week, then he watch a porno for an hour and right after hit the weights, he said he never lifted as many as he did on that day :laughing:

I've heard this advice before. Maybe one should consider it. Lord knows I need to work out ... :heh:

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I'm afraid I just lost. :(

 

DAMN YOU SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2! :p

 

...just kidding. :D

 

 

 

Aww, no Emerald Emblem you beat me by a year, stupid youthfulness bears. :)

 

I should still win for being SPICIER, lets be honest. :heh:

 

Looking at your MAL you've watched a lot of the same anime as me.

 

I think the main thing is that I find Nudity hilarious. :laughing:

Anime makes nudity hilarious though.

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You know, for anyone else this would be a new low but sadly for you, it's just a new middle

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You need to have the right frame of mind to do something like this! Funnily enough, me and a neighbour had a little debate and she reckons all men are the same when it comes to masturbation and sex, they can't go without for a week. Obviously I told her that's not true but it's funny how she thinks ALL men are nothing but perverts......:heh:

 

I've wondered how long I could go without, I bet I could go for 40 days and 40 nights, lmao! I think I'll try it actually...haha.

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You need to have the right frame of mind to do something like this! Funnily enough, me and a neighbour had a little debate and she reckons all men are the same when it comes to masturbation and sex, they can't go without for a week. Obviously I told her that's not true but it's funny how she thinks ALL men are nothing but perverts......:heh:

 

I've wondered how long I could go without, I bet I could go for 40 days and 40 nights, lmao! I think I'll try it actually...haha.

 

I think it's weird how she thinks need for sex or masturbation is perversion.

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Not again guys...

 

That is the purpose of this thread, yes.

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I think I'll win, if Coolness doesn't count. I haven't masturbated in 5 months. There's no rule against having a girlfriend, is there?

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I think I'll win, if Coolness doesn't count. I haven't masturbated in 5 months. There's no rule against having a girlfriend, is there?

 

I think there should be! No masturbation OR sex or any 'funny business' (except for kissing and groping :heh:) and see how long you'd last...

 

I think it's weird how she thinks need for sex or masturbation is perversion.

 

I do as well, it's perfectly natural to feel horny and get your freak on! Most girls I know think that guys are perverts but I'm like "It's perfectly natural". I just think they're jealous because they're getting none, otherwise, what other explanation is there for them to think this?

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I'll just increase the girlfriend shagging.

 

That's one lucky girl...

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That's one lucky girl...

Don't worry I haven't forgotten about you, I'm increasing the Wesley plowing too. I'm all for equality.

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There's no rule against having a girlfriend, is there?

 

Sex is fine, but if she pulls your soldier then you've lost.

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Sex is fine, but if she pulls your soldier then you've lost.

 

Then I've already won! :heh: Why would I masturbate when I can have sex? tsc tsc tsc...

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Me and a bunch of my guy friends tried this for lent a few years back. Bunch of 15 year old trying not to whack one out for forty days.

 

I think the winner went about 10 days, and even that was probably a lie.

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I remember I took part in something like this back on Euro-Fusion way back when. I think I lasted about 9 days and it nearly killed me. On the 9th day... it was like a volcano erupting.

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Goin camping for 4 days, with 6 people in one tent. So won't be doing anything for 4 days. Most I'll ever do probably.

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This thread is concrete evidence that the n-europe forums are full of wankers!

:laughing::D:laughing::D:laughing::D:laughing:

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This thread is concrete evidence that the n-europe forums are full of wankers!

:laughing::D:laughing::D:laughing::D:laughing:

Were there ever any doubt in the first place? :heh:

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