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And yours not_so. Maybe you should be the next 2 :D

 

Not_so_tiny vs Dannyboy-the-dane should be our next battle! But now we need a winner for the Dyson vs Moogle battle. Judges (apart from Moogle obviously : peace: ), who do you think is a worthy winner?

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I'm starting to notice a trend, the people that go second tend to win these. Could it be because they get the last round in? Though, it could be because me, ReZ and Letty are just plain bad... :heh:

Hm, think it's too early to draw any conclusions from that. I want to go second as I'll then have something to go up against - like playing table tennis with the wall, you know. :heh:

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I'm starting to notice a trend, the people that go second tend to win these. Could it be because they get the last round in? Though, it could be because me, ReZ and Letty are just plain bad... :heh:

 

Have you not seen 8 mile? Eminem's rap battles nearly always had him going second, and owning they's asses!

 

You know what to retort against if you go second.

 

Consider this: The one who went first made a cream cake, and you, who is second, has got to throw it back their face. If your rap is good, you get them straight in the chops. If it's bad, the cake misses, splatters all over the wall and you end up getting pwned, my friend, PWNED!

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d666 you might wanna edit this into the OP so people can keep up with the thread.

 

Matches

 

ReZ vs. Jayseven

Letty vs. Paj meen ah

Dyson vs. MoogleViper

 

Thanks, I will. Oh and I think I might have a go of this at some point. Don't know when though, lol

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Whenever a slot comes ready, im ready to bring some heat. ;) Ill also step up first, as long as i choose the beat.

 

Dyson you tried, you would of done a hoover proud, but in this case, suckin that bad isnt good. Moogle, your EASILY the winner

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You can wear my pants for a round if i battle, ill swifly take them back if i lose mind ;)

 

Moogle retains his title, Next up is..... not_so_tiny.. we should have winner stays on!

 

That was supposed to be the point, hehe. If someone wins, the winner choose their next opponent but it...sorta went....different, lol. From this point on, it's winner-stays-on so out of N_S_T and Dannyboy, whoever wins shall stay on and pick the next challenger :smile:

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Sigh...here we go...

 

Well ok Dizzle-Bizzle, its my turn to speak,

My words are gold, they'll make you weak,

You'll bark like a bitch, you won't get no chance to bite,

Like I let your mum do, when I saw her last night

You shoulda heard her howl, that shit was bangin'!

And things got even hotter, when your sister joined in.

You see my rhymes, they'll bust you down,

So give up you Dane, this is my town!

 

Proceed...

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We've only begun, yet you're already there:

Resorting to "mum" jokes is so last year.

You seem to think you're so tough, though I must disagree:

Throwing shit at my mum - how low can you be?

If it's battle you want, why not fight face to face?

Perhaps you're scared because you know you wouldn't win in that case.

A little piece of advice: Don't go around shouting "whores!":

Since I have no sister, I guess she must have been yours!

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Listen up 'D', your words are just noise,

We all know your mum plays around with the boys,

You have sisters all over and they're all my playmates,

So before you spout off shit, get your facts straight!

And me scared? I stare danger in the face,

I run 'round with scissors, see, you just lost the race!

So give up fool, this battle is beat,

You shoulda been told, don't take on a playa from the street.

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Before you go on, please answer me this:

Are you stupid, maybe joking? Simply taking the piss?

You're shouting and rhyming 'bout "getting facts right",

yet there's something you yourself should know before we go fight:

See, my mother met your dad nine months before you were born,

they had fun at a party, rollin' 'round in the corn.

So when you meet those girls again, think back to that fest:

Whose mother and sisters? - Bro, can you spell "incest"?

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