Chris the great Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Things that would cause an awkward situation if an airport security officer found it in your suitcase. maddeline mccanne
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Used condoms and diaphragms. And only used condoms and diaphragms.
Goafer Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 maddeline mccanne Thats pretty much won it for me. My entry: A burning American flag.
Kirkatronics Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 His Stuff. His wife. 1010 Thats gonna win thought.
MoogleViper Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 A portal to narnia. ----- Pictures of him, naked.
ReZourceman Posted June 5, 2009 Author Posted June 5, 2009 Jesus H Christ, fucking great entries so far. I'll leave it open for a bit.
Beast Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 A hockey mask, a machete and a teenager's head....what? It's normal! ....stay away from my lake, bitch!
ReZourceman Posted June 15, 2009 Author Posted June 15, 2009 Chris the great FTW. I love Maddie jokes tbh.
Chris the great Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 ahh, thank god im in an area were making jokes about dead kids isnt rowned upon! ok, "things that should be said or done to nick griffin, head of the BNP"
Roostophe Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Get him when he's asleep: Wrap a turban around his head, paint his face black and glue pubes to his face to make a nice beard. Then chop his bollocks off.
Goafer Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 "I bought my wife this totally awesome Hijab. Allah be praised, it was half price! Want to see some pictures?"
Kirkatronics Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Stripped naked and masking taped upside down to a lampost.
ReZourceman Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 Yeah c'man choooooseeee. We can't let this thread dyeeee.
Jimbob Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Yeah c'man choooooseeee. We can't let this thread dyeeee. No we cannot let it die, we need to choose a winner
ReZourceman Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 As self appointed cheif of thread I declare Villan the winnar of this round.
Roostophe Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 As winnar of the round, I declare someone else to come up with the next scene we'd loike to see.
ReZourceman Posted July 8, 2009 Author Posted July 8, 2009 Things you should never hear over a tannoy system in a super market.
Chris the great Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 Things you should never hear over a tannoy system in a super market. puny mortals, kneel before the great TES-CO!
MoogleViper Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) Can Mr please head over to the pharmaceutical counter to pick up his Preparation H. Edited February 3, 2014 by MoogleViper
Jimbob Posted July 8, 2009 Posted July 8, 2009 "Mind yourselves, wide load coming down isle 3 and i don't mean the product cage"
Goafer Posted July 9, 2009 Posted July 9, 2009 "This is God. Today we have a special offer on wine. Simply take a bucket to the nearest tap and my Son will take care of the rest. Thank you" "Will the owner of the car parked in the entrance please report to customer services. We have reason to believe that it has been used in a robbery"
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