MoogleViper Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 His wife. 1010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Things that would cause an awkward situation if an airport security officer found it in your suitcase. maddeline mccanne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Used condoms and diaphragms. And only used condoms and diaphragms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 maddeline mccanne Thats pretty much won it for me. My entry: A burning American flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 His Stuff. His wife. 1010 Thats gonna win thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 A portal to narnia. ----- Pictures of him, naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Part of the missing Airbus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 A voting card stamped "Labour Party" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 5, 2009 Author Share Posted June 5, 2009 Jesus H Christ, fucking great entries so far. I'll leave it open for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 A hockey mask, a machete and a teenager's head....what? It's normal! ....stay away from my lake, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Chris the great FTW. I love Maddie jokes tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 ahh, thank god im in an area were making jokes about dead kids isnt rowned upon! ok, "things that should be said or done to nick griffin, head of the BNP" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Get him when he's asleep: Wrap a turban around his head, paint his face black and glue pubes to his face to make a nice beard. Then chop his bollocks off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 "I bought my wife this totally awesome Hijab. Allah be praised, it was half price! Want to see some pictures?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Stripped naked and masking taped upside down to a lampost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Bumping the thread, see if it goes anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Yeah c'man choooooseeee. We can't let this thread dyeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Yeah c'man choooooseeee. We can't let this thread dyeeee. No we cannot let it die, we need to choose a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 As self appointed cheif of thread I declare Villan the winnar of this round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 As winnar of the round, I declare someone else to come up with the next scene we'd loike to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Things you should never hear over a tannoy system in a super market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Things you should never hear over a tannoy system in a super market. puny mortals, kneel before the great TES-CO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) Can Mr please head over to the pharmaceutical counter to pick up his Preparation H. Edited February 3, 2014 by MoogleViper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 "Mind yourselves, wide load coming down isle 3 and i don't mean the product cage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 "This is God. Today we have a special offer on wine. Simply take a bucket to the nearest tap and my Son will take care of the rest. Thank you" "Will the owner of the car parked in the entrance please report to customer services. We have reason to believe that it has been used in a robbery" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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