Posted September 29, 2010 "Who's this handsome player entering the pitch, oh it's the world famous footballer, known as ReZourceman." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 29, 2010 "Wait, why are they using their feet? I thought this was footb- ohhhhh ..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 'Today's an excellent day for soccer' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 "And that's a great pass by Frank Lampard!" You are ze winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 Things you shouldn't say to your boss/in an interview. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 "Reason for leaving my last job? Well it was all a big misunderstanding... I was dressed as a blastoise and..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 "Give me the credit card. Now!" "Oh, is that what you two were doing in the showroom? A bit of ginger lovin'?" "I'd bang her. Would you?" "You know...it really sounds wrong when the office admin says that you're 'tied up'" "Why on Earth did you buy that fabric? It's shit!" Just a couple of things from today. If I said it to any other boss I'd probably be sacked. "Reason for leaving my last job? Well it was all a big misunderstanding... I was dressed as a blastoise and..." Fuck, you just won the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 You are ze winner. I suppose you wouldn't have thought that if he put Gerard :p! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 I suppose you wouldn't have thought that if he put Gerard :p! It took me a while to decide which one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 I suppose you wouldn't have thought that if he put Gerard :p! haha, ofcourse not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 30, 2010 "Hey Dad, so when do i start then?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 1, 2010 Boss?... Well, now, let me see. I don't have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, Ronald. To me it's just a made-up word. A politician's word so that farcical, consumer raping, bleak-smiled pricks like yourself can wear a yellow suit and big red shoes...and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry about cumming in that burger because we'd ran out of mayo? There's not a day that goes by I don't feel remorse for the sauce. Not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then...a young, dumb, barely living off mum nerdy stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone...and this old, failed man, consigned to community fast food service work, is all that's left. I got to live with that. Boss? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, Ron, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth... ...I can't tell the difference between Big Macs and horse-shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 'Have you ever experienced the colours of the wind?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 "Reason for leaving my last job? Well it was all a big misunderstanding... I was dressed as a blastoise and..." A winrar is you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 Cheers Rejected commercials or slogans for cosmetic products Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 Our latest anti-wrinkle cream contains our specialist new softening pro-active agent, which targets your permanently ugly and bloated-looking bulldog frown. Accept God's forgiveness; accept SinSkin-to-WinSkin, today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 New anti-wrinkle cream from L'Oreal! Now with extra fungus and phlegm! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 Try our new roll-on mascara and apply just like you would paint to a plastered wall, which conveniently is just what your face will feel like after using our products. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2010 Olay Intimate Lotion. For those who crave a younger penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2010 "L'Oreal! It's not worth it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2010 New! The Cum Bucket! Now women can smear cum over their faces without the help of a man. Full of nutrients, minerals and all-that-is-manly! Formed by specially selected male employees, mostly black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 3, 2010 McDonalds Pound-saver menu, because you will save pounds when you know what REALLY goes into our burgers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 4, 2010 Olay Intimate Lotion. For those who crave a younger penis. Wins lol he said penis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 4, 2010 Things you shouldn't say to someone looking for an ATM.. I'll come up with another if this is.. inappropriate.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
