Posted November 20, 2008 "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2008 "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..." :bowdown: :bowdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2008 "Let's see then, speeder's on the right ... what was on the left again?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2008 "And that was the THIRD rape accusation thrown at me, now about the forth...." "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 22, 2008 Been busy?......What time you on till? Mr.A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 23, 2008 "Shit, didn't knw this was a one way road." "How the hell dig i get to this side of the motorway?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 23, 2008 Chris the Great's was awesome, but you can't beat a bit of Blunt bashing. "Don't mind if I put on a CD do you? I've just bough the new James Blunt album..." Your turn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 *wanted to say "you talkin' to me?" as his answer * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 Your turn. Right ho. Unusual things to read/hear in an airport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "All planes will arrive on time with no hijacks whatsoever." "Ooh, all my luggage came back safely." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "Due to financial cut backs, for your convenience the air traffic control system has been replaced with a man on a step ladder waving a broom." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "We hope you enjoy your flight. Our captain has ensured us that he only had the one glass at lunchtime." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "Today's inflight movie is Final Destination." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "Attention...Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Wallawalla Bing Bang. That is all!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42... 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2008 "in the event of an accident, lean forward, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good bye" "wecome to terminal 5, we are pleased to announce we have recently been voted the best airport terminal for customer service in the EU." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2008 "Attention, all flights have been cancelled due to Flight 815 crashing on an island with polar bears, mysterious hatches and the others...Oh wait, sorry people, watching LOST..." "WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO!!! Ahahahaha, just kidding, the looks on your faces, haha" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2008 "Today's inflight movie is Final Destination." "Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42... 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42..." "Attention, all flights have been cancelled due to Flight 815 crashing on an island with polar bears, mysterious hatches and the others...Oh wait, sorry people, watching LOST..." Errmmmm.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2008 "In the event of engine breakdown, we kindly ask the passengers to go out and push." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2008 "Attention...hijackers... all your base are belong to us" Mr.A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2008 "Ooh, all my luggage came back safely." Easily the best. Your go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2008 Ooo-kay...let me think. Don't know if this is any good, but I'll give it a go: Unlikely things to be said by Barack Obama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2008 "Thinking about it...I don't wanna be president no more! I give up!" "Me and Bush are having an affair together" DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN-DUN*Eastender drums at the end just in case no-one knew, lol* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2008 "By the power of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POOWWWEEERRRR!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
