MoogleViper Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 God - "So Moses they're the 13 commandments. Are you sure you got them all? Are you sure you don't want to write them down?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 Hahah! Ill leave it a few more entries before I come up with a new one. Thanks folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 "FEED FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE?!? No bloody wonder. All he gave me was a crumb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 rez has actualy made a little girl out of us all. "and jesus did pull out his magnum, and say unto the sinner. "Feeling lucky, punk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 rez has actualy made a little girl out of us all. Haha, I wish. Lol, if this is the answer what is the question. A puddle of blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Where would Emasher most like to find Jack Thompson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 The result of a vampire with bad table manners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 (Obv not eligibile to win, but mock Moogle entry before he says something similar about me) What would Moogle most like to discover in his partners bed, to get him in the mood, before foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 What would Puddle Of Mudd be reduced to if they ever got near me and my chainsaw? What was missing on the day that triforce_keeper became a woman? What's the drink most favoured by both vampires and catholics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 What was the result of ReZ masturbating with a cheese grater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 What was the result of ReZ masturbating with a cheese grater? :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 what will mccain drink to celebrate if elected president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maase Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Off-Topic: So, i saw the first two episodes of Mock the Week from the first series, and i have to say: BRILLIANT. specially the daily show guy and the one who has always a weird face and looks angry (Hugh something, i think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 (Frankie Boyle > All) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maase Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Yes, Frankie Boyle is also awesome, but at least from Episode 1 to Episode 3 (Saw it now), i think Hugh is clearly superior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 Oh....I've gotta pick a winner, eh? Moogle, winnar. All good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Things you wouldn't want to hear your parents say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Don't disturb us! We want some alone time...by that we mean we wanna shag, possibly a bit of foreplay, you know how it is! Get the lube ready honey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 who are you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Can we join in your session of furious love making? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 "Okay, son, it's time we told you the truth: You're adopted. Your real parents are unfortunately dead, but your father had a great career going on in Germany till the mid-forties." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 "We're not celebrating Christmas this year. I'm sorry, but your mother and I just cannot be arsed! We've bought you lot loads of presents these last years and they only last for three months! And where the fuck are our presents? Eh? Not here. That's fucking why! Oh, and we're so sick to death of your grandparents coming round every bloody time we just wish they'd hurry up and die! And we hate our siblings too! Especially your Aunt Sally and that paki bastard husband of hers! So, you lot can fuck off with yer Christmas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 "Pics or it didn't happen, son!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 (Frankie Boyle > All) Frankie Boyle is a little baby in real-life stand-up though. I saw him last year and he actually went off the stage at one point because someone heckled him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 I refuse to hear this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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