SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Lack of entries so I'm ending this now. WINRAR: "And what is the moral of the story about the birth of Christ? If God taps you, you're still a virgin. RUNNER-UP: "Sorry I'm late. The lead choir boy is a little tied up at the moment..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Yay! Unlikely lines to find in a science book. I have no clue about the quality of this one, but I have a feeling it might provide some amusing entries. Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) You put your cock in her fanny and white stuff comes out of it and goes inside her which grows a martian. Nine months later, you have a baby. Edited January 5, 2010 by Animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Rude? Psh. But let's try to be more original than sex jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Rude? Psh. But let's try to be more original than sex jokes. I added more than that! Grr, hang on, editing it... That's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "And on the last day God took a nap because he was knackered. You would be too if you had just made everything in 6 days." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 "H20. Heh. Sounds like you're sneezing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 And that my friends is how to make a bomb.. In the next chapter we'll be covering how to safely secure said bomb to one's person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Chapter Seven : The Female Anatomy Awwwww yeaaaaah." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Advanced Science: Chapter 1: The Ways of the Jedi. Chapter 2: How To Actually Use Chop-Sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Once upon a time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Resonance Cascade: To explain it in terms you retards might be able to understand - DO NOT PUT STRANGE ALIEN CRYSTALS INTO AN ANTI-MASS SPECTROMETER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Yeah, ....these lines are pretty unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Advanced Science: Chapter 1: The Ways of the Jedi. Chapter 2: How To Actually Use Chop-Sticks. Winner for being a science book I'd love to read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Things you wouldn't hear from a Blue Peter presenter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Here's a condom I used earlier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic fail Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 ......And that is how to remove a lego brick from a baby's behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 "Richard isn't here today as he was out all night snorting crack..." Oh... things you WOULDN'T hear? My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Coming up on todays show, we discuss under-age pregancies and what do kids really pick-up on games like GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Hundreds of children die every year from improper drug use, so, later on we have Pete Doherty on the show to show us how to safely inject ourselves with heroin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Thanks to everyone who has phoned into this competition, and no we didn't rig it this time. You clever bastards, I didn't even give a toss about my human rights at your age. Stick to eating from the sand-pit and shut up next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Whatever happened to Shep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 God damn kids... Hey, get off me Freddy, I'll kick you so hard your nipples will ejaculate and my foot will break off in your pelvis and then you'll menstruate toenails and shoepolish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 So the weener is: Here's a condom I used earlier... It's ReZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Here's a condom I used earlier... One of, if not the best Mock The Thread posts I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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