Fused King Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 'Bill Clinton was a joke, I'll do thrice the amount of white girls and you're all invited' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Capcom were never in doubt about the director they wanted for their Resident Evil movie. 'Bill Clinton was a joke, I'll do thrice the amount of white girls and you're all invited' Both equally good IMO, but I'll give it to Fused King since Dwarf won recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 For the record: That's NOT me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 "How' you doin', Mr. Camera Man?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Being wet already, it was fortunately easy to disguise the fact he'd just pissed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 You'll never guess where i've been!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Once aboard the Queen Nathan II, Travis "Finger Pistol" Montana made it clear he was here for the seamen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 When Fused King was asked if he liked the boat, he laughed his rich, baritone laugh. "Well it is long, hard, and full of seamen. That's why I'm standing near the stern." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Such honesty, I admire that in a joke:laughing: WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 19, 2010 Author Share Posted April 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 "Lard Shortage Prevention Society (LSPS) - 2010 summer meetup" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 "Mika lied." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Alternate Star Wars: What would have happened if Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia fell in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 The 2010 American Belly Dancer Association turned out to be nothing as people expected it to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 My lardshake brings all the boys to the yard and their life is (questionably) better than yours. Next up on Loose Women USA: Why men are the cause of everything wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 Some good ones there but I'm gonna go with... "Mika lied." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 (edited) Thanks, man. So I have to post a picture now, eh? How is this? I hope it's acceptable. Edited April 25, 2010 by Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 25, 2010 Author Share Posted April 25, 2010 After a night out on the town, Michaelangelo wasn't quite feeling his "Turtle Power". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 You see one thing when you go out and pull someone, but 9/10 they look like this in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 'Little Sally didn't quite get the 'flush-your-dead-turtle-down-the-toilet' hint' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Not being used to baths, Michaelangelo went in head first. And failed to turn the tap on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Michaelangelo's Heavy Rain cameo sadly had to be cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 It is a little known fact, but turtles, like spiders, are physically incapable of getting out of bath tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Madonna tries out her new bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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