Posted December 1, 2011 When Boris Johnson claimed to be a Jedi, David Cameron was skeptical. At first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2011 " Everywhere the light touches, is our kingdom. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2011 World shot-put champion, Boris Johnson, attempts to launch David Cameron over the Thames in preparation for the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2011 "We're gonna remix the Nazi salute for you Cameron. We're opening the hands a bit for variety." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) The wind in our hair, just gazing into the tranquil distance like two dreamers, intertwined by common purpose and the closening of hearts. Just us two, the ever-blue bliss of the sky itself and my hand on your bum. Edited December 3, 2011 by Ville Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2011 Yeah.. I dunno these people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2011 Prime Minister of England on the left and Mayor of London on the right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2011 I was half being sarcastic, politics don’t interest me, but I’ve seen the dude on the left on television before . The dude on the right though, first time I’ve seen him was here on the forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 6, 2011 Some goo entries, but I'm gonna have to go with @Hamishmash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2011 " Everywhere the light touches, is our kingdom. " Just want to remind you that it's your turn to post a picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 Sorry. We should probably PM the "winner". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 Guessing you don't pay attention to quoted posts and mentions then All part of a healthy breakfast.... and if you say otherwise I'LL KILL YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Well, if this bacon doesn't kill me...I'm prepared to eat the gun as well! Edited December 12, 2011 by Ville Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 Guessing you don't pay attention to quoted posts and mentions then All part of a healthy breakfast.... and if you say otherwise I'LL KILL YOU! Oh those have never worked for me. They never go away, I've stopped paying attention because I've got hundreds and no matter how many times I check them, try and delete them, they don't budge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 "Breakfast, the most important meal of the day" was all that was written on Jeff's suicide note. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 The novelty ketchup dispenser caused quite a stir at breakfast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2011 Arnie's first breakfast of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2011 You wake up, smell the fresh air, make some strong coffee, butter some toast, fry an egg, prepare 3 Kilos worth of bacon, shoot your gun spontaneously into a random direction with each bite... Sounds like a fun, harmless, healthy morning, perfect for the whole family, right? Wrong. Eggs are terrible for your cholesterol. Don't make eggs for breakfast. The More You Know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2011 Everything on Andrew's breakfast table, he had killed himself. Including the bread. And the coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2011 The investigators couldn't work out where the lead poisoning had come from. Or the bullet wound. They were shit investigators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2011 “Johnny intended to commit suicide, but hadn’t decided yet which way to go: taking the short term approach or the long term one.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2011 "wtf, I knew I shouldn't have used my gun to spread the butter on the toast." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2011 There's something very wrong with that table... Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2011 There's something very wrong with that table... Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting. Petty? . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
