Posted December 30, 2011 This short-cut, where did you say it was going again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2011 "First you forget to blow the whistle when the sign appeared, and now this? You are the worst engineer in Hyrule!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2011 Having woken up late, hit her head on the doorframe and spilt coffee on her shirt this morning, Christine had said in frustration: "This day can't get any worse!" Unfortunately for Christine, the universe had taken this statement as a challenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 30, 2011 "Why aren't we moving?" "Well the sign says we need a giant to push us the rest of the way into the mountain." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 1, 2012 @Jonnas gaming reference win GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2012 Man, Zelda really brings everyone together! Christmas themed entry, 2 weeks too late. Better late than never, I say! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2012 Someone put greys in with a red wash! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 3, 2012 Multicultural Santa Claus successfully combines black and white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2012 After Diageo had gathered all of the Santas in one place he realised not everything was black and white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2012 And I got a pregnant chick too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 6, 2012 Because red Santa is so mainstream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 7, 2012 "Mum, you said Santa had a beard, not pmt" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 @Jonnas not gonna get anymore entries, may as well pick a winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 You're right, I delayed this due to exams (proof that Christmas and exams don't mix) @heroicjanitor's wordplay (and Diageo/Santa rivalry reference) made me laugh quicker than the others, so it wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 Hilary Clinton doesn't understand why the audience is laughing so much at her speech as she doesn't notice Barack Obama is behind her doing impressions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 "Hillary, are you sure i should be wearing this. I thought only the females wore a scarf?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 Dyslexic US Marine tries to assassinate Obama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 “Only few people know that before their political career, Barack and Hilary were working for a top-secret government agency doing covert ops. This is them infiltrating an Iraqi prison.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 11, 2012 He's not the president of the United States, he's a very naughty boy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2012 The polarbear supermarket just got a delivery of fresh meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 17, 2012 "Yeah just like that Terry, hold it. Good! Ok, now we'll knock over the real one and when he comes back he should walk right into your mouth." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
