Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[ReZourceman]

"Quick, steal the bitches wallet!"

[MoogleViper]

Piss on her and get your mates to record it on your phone. Then if the justice system is fair then you will be hanged from London bridge by your cock.

[ReZourceman]

"Oh my god...Do you need a hand up madam?"

 

*No response*

 

"Madam...are you okay, do you need a hand crossing the road?"

 

*No response*

 

"...Fine! Only trying to help! Fucking bitch."

[MoogleViper]

"Aaaw man I'm gonna be a virgin forever."

*sees old woman fall down and go unconscious*

"Or am I?"

[ReZourceman]

"I'll give you two quid if you rape her."

[Guest Stefkov]

'Hoo fell ovaaa'

[MoogleViper]

"I'll give you two quid if you rape her."

 

"I'll do it for free."

[AshMat]

"YOU WISH YOU HAD A PELVIS, YOU WISH YOU HAD A PELVIS, NA NA NA NA, HEY! NA NA NA NA, HEY!"

[MoogleViper]

Wayne Rooney - "Hmmm my next target."

[ipaul]

Afraid to say none of them have made me laugh so far. But perhaps I'm just not in the mood =P

[MoogleViper]

Must... try... harder...

 

"That old lady has just fallen over and she could have broken her neck."

"Quick let's finish the job."

[Emasher]

"Well if she fell over that easy she's either drunk or high. Just in case its the latter, I say we kick her until the cops come and then pretend she's a drug lord so we get a reward. Then maybe we can finally afford to start our own meth lab."

[Guest Stefkov]

I just saw her coming out a sex shop. I guess she wanted to get hit on her ass pretty hard.

[Dyson]

Wait a minute, whats this?! One of me, 30 of you? I make that Pimms o clock dont you?!

Sorry I just had to do that

 

Way to steal my earlier line ¬¬

[Iun]

Sounding like a trumpet: "Wah wah Waaaaaa"

[ShadowV7]

That's what you get for not watching where you go

Or

Oh here let me help *steals purse*

Or

Here i'll help you cross the road *Run away half way while the red man is out*

Or

Rape her and have wrinkley granny sex

Or

Is that another hip gone?...Oh wait looks like her hearts gone too.

[Vicar]

Walking with a friend

"I think she´s falling for you"

Walking with my dad

"Did you see her panties"

 

I´m new at this so don't be mean

[triforce_keeper]

'Hoo fell ovaaa'

 

:bowdown:

[Emasher]

*Steels purse and sings this as loud as possible*

[Marshmellow]

"can you do that again for youtube?"

[Oxigen_Waste]

Walking with a friend

"I think she´s falling for you"

Walking with my dad

"Did you see her panties"

 

I´m new at this so don't be mean

 

Those are pretty good, actually.

 

 

Honestly, I think the most innapropriate thing to say would be to just remain in silence and go on about your life like nothing had even happened.

[Emasher]

"can you do that again for youtube?"

 

That one's awesome.

[rokhed00]

Honestly, I think the most innapropriate thing to say would be to just remain in silence and go on about your life like nothing had even happened.

 

You could always put the boot in.

[ipaul]

That's what you get for not watching where you go

Or

Oh here let me help *steals purse*

Or

Here i'll help you cross the road *Run away half way while the red man is out*

Or

Rape her and have wrinkley granny sex

Or

Is that another hip gone?...Oh wait looks like her hearts gone too.

 

That 3rd one has won you it, congrats.

[ShadowV7]

Hmm to think of another situation...

 

Let's see...you got a brand new TV 42 inches and a friend comes round to play the Wii on it. Person with the new TV warns his friend to wear the wrist strap due to all those reports. Friend keeps saying it won't slip out his hand so as you play, as fate would have it, it slips out his hand and goes through your new TV...