ReZourceman Posted December 14, 2007 Author Posted December 14, 2007 "Quick, steal the bitches wallet!"
MoogleViper Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 Piss on her and get your mates to record it on your phone. Then if the justice system is fair then you will be hanged from London bridge by your cock.
ReZourceman Posted December 14, 2007 Author Posted December 14, 2007 "Oh my god...Do you need a hand up madam?" *No response* "Madam...are you okay, do you need a hand crossing the road?" *No response* "...Fine! Only trying to help! Fucking bitch."
MoogleViper Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 "Aaaw man I'm gonna be a virgin forever." *sees old woman fall down and go unconscious* "Or am I?"
ReZourceman Posted December 14, 2007 Author Posted December 14, 2007 "I'll give you two quid if you rape her."
MoogleViper Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 "I'll give you two quid if you rape her." "I'll do it for free."
AshMat Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 "YOU WISH YOU HAD A PELVIS, YOU WISH YOU HAD A PELVIS, NA NA NA NA, HEY! NA NA NA NA, HEY!"
ipaul Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 Afraid to say none of them have made me laugh so far. But perhaps I'm just not in the mood =P
MoogleViper Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 Must... try... harder... "That old lady has just fallen over and she could have broken her neck." "Quick let's finish the job."
Emasher Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 "Well if she fell over that easy she's either drunk or high. Just in case its the latter, I say we kick her until the cops come and then pretend she's a drug lord so we get a reward. Then maybe we can finally afford to start our own meth lab."
Guest Stefkov Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 I just saw her coming out a sex shop. I guess she wanted to get hit on her ass pretty hard.
Dyson Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 Wait a minute, whats this?! One of me, 30 of you? I make that Pimms o clock dont you?!Sorry I just had to do that Way to steal my earlier line ¬¬
ShadowV7 Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 That's what you get for not watching where you go Or Oh here let me help *steals purse* Or Here i'll help you cross the road *Run away half way while the red man is out* Or Rape her and have wrinkley granny sex Or Is that another hip gone?...Oh wait looks like her hearts gone too.
Vicar Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 Walking with a friend "I think she´s falling for you" Walking with my dad "Did you see her panties" I´m new at this so don't be mean
Emasher Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 *Steels purse and sings this as loud as possible*
Oxigen_Waste Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 Walking with a friend "I think she´s falling for you" Walking with my dad "Did you see her panties" I´m new at this so don't be mean Those are pretty good, actually. Honestly, I think the most innapropriate thing to say would be to just remain in silence and go on about your life like nothing had even happened.
Emasher Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 "can you do that again for youtube?" That one's awesome.
rokhed00 Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 Honestly, I think the most innapropriate thing to say would be to just remain in silence and go on about your life like nothing had even happened. You could always put the boot in.
ipaul Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 That's what you get for not watching where you goOr Oh here let me help *steals purse* Or Here i'll help you cross the road *Run away half way while the red man is out* Or Rape her and have wrinkley granny sex Or Is that another hip gone?...Oh wait looks like her hearts gone too. That 3rd one has won you it, congrats.
ShadowV7 Posted December 16, 2007 Posted December 16, 2007 Hmm to think of another situation... Let's see...you got a brand new TV 42 inches and a friend comes round to play the Wii on it. Person with the new TV warns his friend to wear the wrist strap due to all those reports. Friend keeps saying it won't slip out his hand so as you play, as fate would have it, it slips out his hand and goes through your new TV...
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