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What Would You Do With 15 million Tax free pounds.

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Buy a number of investment properties to keep a steady income, design my dream country cottage and have it built.

 

Donate exactly 1 Million GBP directly to men's prostate and testicular cancer research.

 

New Mac. New Bass Guitar. Apartment here in China.

 

Upgrade my studio lighting.

 

Open a weasel sanctuary.

 

Export gypsy tart all over the world.Seriously, why can you only get that in Kent?

 

I would also track down the last few remaining pieces that I am missing from my Iron Man action figure collection. Currently the largest collection in Europe, by the way.

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I'd build myself a Cinema, and then buy a Russian goat farm, a Culverin cannon and a team of midget servants (anyone see what i have planned?)

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First i'd start up a couple of small businesses I have in mind, that'll keep in busy and give me enough reason to wear my new custom made suits, and if I get rich enough I can become an eccentric and wear my kilt around.

 

Then i'd buy and do out a flat here in Jining, so I have somewhere to stay when I come to train, and another house in Baja California, 100 mile from anyone else, with a vine yard, lake and paintball area designed to look exactly like my high school. And a helicoptor.

 

Anything else goes to charity, half to humans, half to animals.

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Id probably do nothing with the money except buy alcohol, tobacco and tins of spaghetti for a while, then hire a chef and a personal trainer, then hire someone to teach me my course 1-1, then but a couple of houses for investment and live in one and do nothing but CRAP ALL DAY LONG.

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Id donate all of it to charity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All of the remainder.

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I would give £5m to charity. Try and redeem £3m in paper money for Gold reserves.

 

Put the rest in a NON interest savings account as Interest is wrong and hurts poor people. plus as a Muslim it is forbidden to pay interest or gain money from interest.

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Buy a sandwich...... a really, really nice sandwich...... a mile long.... and I'd make a giant throne made out of the rest of the money from which I can feast upon the sandwich. That would keep me going for a while.

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Interest is wrong and hurts poor people

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If you're that concerned about poor people why not give your £15 million to them in the first place?

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£1.5 Million -> Church

£1 Million -> Parents

£1 Million -> Brother

£1 Million -> Sister

£1 Million -> Parents-in-law

£3 Million -> Sisters-in-law

 

That leaves £8.5 Million for me. I'd buy a nice house in the country and do stuff that I like all day (surf the internet - livin' it up!).

Quit job. Go on holidays. Keep my mind active with hobbies.

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Id do the following

 

Buy consoles of choice for all my mates

Buy a nice car, Aston Martin perhaps

Give my folk enough money to pay off the mortgage

Split 5 million between my family

Buy land and build a entertainment centre

Donate some of it to charity

 

Pass with the rest of the money, would have to think about that

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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If you're that concerned about poor people why not give your £15 million to them in the first place?

 

Islam regards interest as usury, and I tend to agree. And money is not the answer to poverty.

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£1.5 Million -> Church

£1 Million -> Parents

£1 Million -> Brother

£1 Million -> Sister

£1 Million -> Parents-in-law

£3 Million -> Sisters-in-law

 

That leaves £8.5 Million for me. I'd buy a nice house in the country and do stuff that I like all day (surf the internet - livin' it up!).

Quit job. Go on holidays. Keep my mind active with hobbies.

 

You might want to check your maths, 8.5 + 8.5 = 17, not 15.

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"all i'm asking for is the opportunity to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that money can't buy me happiness"

 

i'd wonder there the hell all that money came from... then i'd buy a house on the roof of the ghibli museum ^_^

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I'd buy all my mates something of there choice under £10k.

 

Buy a huge house near the sea

 

A boat (Obviously, because i'm living next to the sea)

 

Learn to fly a gyrocopter, then buyy one of those

 

New Guitar(s)

 

New PC, a mega, super fast one.

 

A car

 

I'd randomly suprise a tramp by dropping about 10k of cash into his hat, do that afew times for a laugh.

 

Get a camel to ride and stuff.

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You might want to check your maths, 8.5 + 8.5 = 17, not 15.

 

Maybe in your number system. I was using integer mod 2.

 

Alright, I was wrong.

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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If you're that concerned about poor people why not give your £15 million to them in the first place?

 

so not supporting a ridiculous system like interest banking is wrong. a system that has helped crippled the third world. Compound interest has pratically made the third world subservants to the west.

 

Even in the west where it is a debt crisis we see the misery of interest. It is a system that is so illogical its unreal.

 

The only people who benefit from it are the rich.

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£1.5 Million -> Church

£1 Million -> Parents

£1 Million -> Brother

£1 Million -> Sister

£1 Million -> Parents-in-law

£3 Million -> Sisters-in-law

 

That leaves £8.5 Million for me. I'd buy a nice house in the country and do stuff that I like all day (surf the internet - livin' it up!).

Quit job. Go on holidays. Keep my mind active with hobbies.

 

Why so much to your sister-in-law?

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I'd live of the interest.

 

Exactly what I said. :)

 

I'd probably buy a massive bouncy castle too. No idea why, other than it might be fun.

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Buy a 1 Million pound house, then probably become the author of this book;

 

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Buy a plane and then buy needles for the rest of the money and fly over a crowded area, last step drop needles.

And be the first person in the world to commit mass murder with needles

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Go to subway, get a footling with EVERYTHING in it, jsut because i've always wanted to but they'd probably chargw me £40...

 

Also, all my mates would get a ps3, wii, elite 360 and HDTV

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